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    I was told by someone way back when I first joined in the OldPeople4Teen thread


    It's just common 'threadiquette', right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    that's disgusting
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    In fairness, I must admit I'm not responsible for our new sock monkey. Someone else got to her before me.
    They are on TV, they are surfing, and I can't go into a garden store without seeing...what? A CERAMIC SOCKMONKEY planter!!!!


    I do have to say, this current sockmonkey is rather colorful, and dare I use a phrase from a couple centuries past, gay... nonetheless, I fear that we have an overabundance of sock monkies in our daily lives, and I would certainly like some...agency perhaps... to address the sock monkey explosion in the world, and perhaps consider feeding them to the wild boars in southern Georgia.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    They are on TV, they are surfing, and I can't go into a garden store without seeing...what? A CERAMIC SOCKMONKEY planter!!!!


    I do have to say, this current sockmonkey is rather colorful, and dare I use a phrase from a couple centuries past, gay... nonetheless, I fear that we have an overabundance of sock monkies in our daily lives, and I would certainly like some...agency perhaps... to address the sock monkey explosion in the world, and perhaps consider feeding them to the wild boars in southern Georgia.
    ...or to some of the bores in P&CE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    ... I would certainly like some...agency perhaps... to address the sock monkey explosion in the world, and perhaps consider feeding them to the wild boars in southern Georgia.
    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    ...or to some of the bores in P&CE.
    Either way, I'm good with it. Do we need an agency to address it? I mean, we've got a few of us with some free time right here...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    ...or to some of the bores in P&CE.
    Am I the only one that has seen an irony between P&CE and PE&CE? Prolly.

    If we stop feeding the sock monkeys and keep those little f#&kers from f#&ckering we could at least control the population.


    This tactic works with bunnehs too...not so much with battries.


    On the other hand, if we herded them and unstuffed them we could open a sock store.

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    an absolutely socking idea !!!!
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    Or you could stuff the battery and bunneh in the socks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Either way, I'm good with it. Do we need an agency to address it? I mean, we've got a few of us with some free time right here...
    DOWN WITH EXCESSIVE GOVERNMENT!!!




    Can't we just shoot them?


    *enjoys the oblique connotation implicating agency members*

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    Del, how in the world did you get to 4000 posts without getting shmooed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Or you could stuff the battery and bunneh in the socks
    I'm guessing the battery and the bunneh already stuff themselves into socks. Frequently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Del, how in the world did you get to 4000 posts without getting shmooed?
    I'm a seagull...what could they possibly do to make it worse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del View Post
    DOWN WITH EXCESSIVE GOVERNMENT!!!




    Can't we just shoot them?


    *enjoys the oblique connotation implicating agency members*

    since the 1940's this has been a redundant phrase.

    straighten up, fly right, and work on your grammar, or I'll write my congressman complaining about your type.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Del View Post
    I'm a seagull...what could they possibly do to make it worse?
    Point taken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Point taken.

    I dunno -- what about that roast Big Bird Del posted earlier? Or for that matter, a live Big Bird.

    Always hated Big Bird. Cookie monster's my boy, followed by Oscar the Grouch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    I'm guessing the battery and the bunneh already stuff themselves into socks. Frequently.
    You didn't specify which definition..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    I dunno -- what about that roast Big Bird Del posted earlier? Or for that matter, a live Big Bird.

    Always hated Big Bird. Cookie monster's my boy, followed by Oscar the Grouch.
    I saw Oscar the Grouch following Cookie Monster, too. Do you think he was planning to mug him for a Chips Ahoy?


    I never knew Muppets were so dangerous.




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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    You didn't specify which definition..
    When in doubt, I always go with the first definition. And maybe it's just the crowd I hang with, but when I hear the words "sock monkey," that's the first thing I think of.

    *wonders if maybe a new crowd is in order*

    *decides that, on second thought, a feelthy-minded crowd beats a crowd that stuffs socks and makes them into cutesie-wootsie puppets*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del View Post
    I saw Oscar the Grouch following Cookie Monster, too. Do you think he was planning to mug him for a Chips Ahoy?


    I never knew Muppets were so dangerous.



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    Just like any animal, muppets are unpredictable.

    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post

    *decides that, on second thought, a feelthy-minded crowd beats a crowd that stuffs socks and makes them into cutesie-wootsie puppets*
    What about hand puppets?
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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    What about hand puppets?
    That's disgusting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post


    What about hand puppets?

    That's another of QW's specialties.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    ...or to some of the bores in P&CE.


    Now this makes sense!

    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Or you could stuff the battery and bunneh in the socks
    I did not need to know that.

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    Del, how in the world did you get to 4000 posts without getting shmooed?
    He flew through several times under the radar.

    Quote Originally Posted by Del View Post
    I'm a seagull...what could they possibly do to make it worse?
    haha!

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Point taken.


    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    What about hand puppets?
    Somehow I read that seriously wrong.

    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    That's disgusting.
    +1

    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    That's another of QW's specialties.
    I dunna wanna know.
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