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    glad I made the switch ...
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    Sure a lot of blue balls on the avatars and not many turned on ones.

    PD been on the thread again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    Sure a lot of blue balls on the avatars and not many turned on ones.

    PD been on the thread again?
    She must've been singing again. On the bright side, it does limit the disgusting. But I do miss that sweet darling fluffy little kitten.
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    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

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    My singing causes blue balls???

    Cool! I have a new weapon!!! Look out thread!




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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    Aww! Haggis, you're so cute I could just put you in my pocket!!
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    Oooou oooou *jumps up and down* Since he doesn't want to, pick me!




    Haggis, you idiot...it's Cella's POCKET!!!

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    décolletage would have been better, but I see your point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Del View Post
    Oooou oooou *jumps up and down* Since he doesn't want to, pick me!




    Haggis, you idiot...it's Cella's POCKET!!!

    I must admit Haggis's's attitude has surprised me. All day, the women in the Cabaret have been throwing themselves at him, stroking and kissing and fondling him, culminating in Cella's pocket offer. And he doesn't like it. I'm not surprised Cray doesn't like it, but Haggis...

    Edited to add:

    Of course, the only females throwing themselves at Cray's current avatar are 11 years old.
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    He want's to be loved for what he is ... which he should have abandoned a long time ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Of course, the only females throwing themselves at Cray's current avatar are 11 years old.
    I had to go to the MOD list after you said that...





    Oh... he is going to be sooooooo pissed when he comes back!
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    He'll think he's stumbled into the bathroom accidently and is looking in the mirror.
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    He'll think he's in the ladies room too.
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    Oh no... I put the thread to sleep! Ah!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    If Reg is gone, can I have her weapons?


    *plays taps on kazoo*

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    Is that all you can think about is taking her weapons?

    Seriously, K, you can't even store all your weapons in that RV I bought you for Christmas, what are you going to do with another Uhaul full of the stuff?
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    You tell her Jay!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post

    Seriously, K, you can't even store all your weapons in that RV I bought you for Christmas, what are you going to do with another Uhaul full of the stuff?
    Black market. There is a drive though window in the alley out back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del View Post
    Black market. There is a drive though window in the alley out back.
    I'll have to remember that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Del View Post
    Oooou oooou *jumps up and down* Since he doesn't want to, pick me!




    Haggis, you idiot...it's Cella's POCKET!!!
    Oh, crap. Right next to her...

    Oh, crap.
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    Oh, my. I just saw cray's avatar. All of a sudden I don't feel quite so bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Oh, crap. Right next to her...

    Oh, crap.
    Right next to what?

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    Oh, my. I just saw cray's avatar. All of a sudden I don't feel quite so bad.
    Yes, Cray is going to be Pissish when he sees that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    Right next to what?
    Exactly.

    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    Yes, Cray is going to be Pissish when he sees that.
    And we care about that because....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Exactly.
    You still did not answer the question Sir.


    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    And we care about that because....
    I like Cray. He's nice, and a bit of a softie at times, for certain people[actress].
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Oh, my. I just saw cray's avatar. All of a sudden I don't feel quite so bad.
    Oh my, I just saw cray avatar. All of a sudden I don't feel so good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Oh, my. I just saw cray's avatar. All of a sudden I don't feel quite so bad.
    Exactly. Your avatar makes us all want to snuggle you. Cray's sort of makes me feel...violent.

    It may run in the family. On my 8-year-old niece's birthday, my mom bought a Justin Bieber piñata for her party. My niece beat the crap out of the thing, even after it fell to the ground and the candy had spilled out of it. Later she confided in me that she really hates Justin Bieber.

    That's my girl.

    Edited to add:

    Really, it was all I could do to avoid grabbing a stick and whacking the damn thing myself. I mean, look at it.
    Last edited by CassandraW; 03-11-2012 at 06:19 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Exactly. Your avatar makes us all want to snuggle you. Cray's sort of makes me feel...violent.

    ..my mom bought a Justin Bieber piñata for her party. My niece beat the crap out of the thing... Later she confided in me that she really hates Justin Bieber.

    That's my girl.
    *laughs!*

    how funny.

    I don't like him either.
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    Of course Porter is Helen Thomas and I ain't too fond of her either.
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