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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    this is really hard to read while driving.


    And that was hard to read whilst guffawing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    You like that word a lot.
    not just the word, pumpkin'

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    is what cray would say...
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    sheesh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    not just the word, pumpkin'

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    is what cray would say...
    That's hard to do while driving, too.
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    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    That's hard to do while driving, too.


    cray, you mean?

    What would haggis say!?

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    I need to find another thread to live in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    cray, you mean?
    Well...I never.

    *founces*

    *unfounces in order to clarify statement*

    really -- I never.

    *founces again*
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    *checks*




    yep. 6 rolly guys laughing...that's how funny.
    Cray, were you a math major by any chance?
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    cray was in the army?

    Do we have to salute him and stuff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    cray was in the army?

    Do we have to salute him and stuff?
    *unfounces*

    It's only polite. That pip of his is always saluting us.
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
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    CasssanddraWW, has anybody ever told you that you have something weird on your neck?

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    Cray was in the army???

    I thought he was in Canadia!
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    I don't see why the two are mutually exclusive.

    Canadia has a long and proud military tradition, and cray...well, cray...hmmm...

    Maybe they taught him his offensive cycling skills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    CasssanddraWW, has anybody ever told you that you have something weird on your neck?
    Haggis gave me that for our anniversary.

    Oh...you mean the collar. He gave me that for my birthday.

    Anyway...that guy with his hand on your implants. I take it you two are close?
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    cray was in the army?
    not all at once, certainly.
    Grill me a cheese.

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    I thought he preferred Navy men.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post

    Anyway...that guy with his hand on your implants. I take it you two are close?


    well played and stuff!

    *weeps*

    Quote Originally Posted by quickWit View Post
    not all at once, certainly.


    Definitely not with a salute like that.

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    I thought he preferred the elephant man.
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    *rim shot*
    good dog.
    Grill me a cheese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    I thought he preferred Navy men.
    Definitely Air Force. They're softer...
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    I was in the Air Force. I'm not soft.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    So that explains all the feathers!

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    Do you know what kind of weapons you can hide in that much plumage?
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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