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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    *polishes pip*
    ...putting his "leakproof" claims to the test.
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    *stands next to rt making his pip look insignificant*



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    So... How is RT making his pip look insignificant, exactly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    So... How is RT making his pip look insignificant, exactly?

    don't think you can confuzzle me with your fancy circular logic or whatever, red.



    *turns around*




    KABLAMO!


    don't be shy, pumpkin, take a look!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    don't think you can confuzzle me with your fancy circular logic or whatever, red.



    *turns around*




    KABLAMO!


    don't be shy, pumpkin, take a look!
    Anyone notice his pip shrinks when he does that? What's up with that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Anyone notice his pip shrinks when he does that? What's up with that?
    A cute little bug :

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    gah!


    that's nina's fault, cassandra.
    fark.



    look away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    don't think you can confuzzle me with your fancy circular logic or whatever, red.



    *turns around*




    KABLAMO!


    don't be shy, pumpkin, take a look!
    first you call me muffin, then I'm red, then you say pumpkin...


    I mean, what am I to you?!
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    you're my everything, toots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    gah!


    that's nina's fault, cassandra.
    fark.



    look away.
    I'd really like to look away, Cray, but I just can't. It's mesmerizing.

    RT, you want to do a little jig for us? You know, so we can compare.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    first you call me muffin, then I'm red, then you say pumpkin...


    I mean, what am I to you?!
    dessert.
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    My bad,



    I thought pips always looked smaller when you shrugged your bal..



    back.
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    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post
    My bad,



    I thought pips always looked smaller when you shrugged your bal..



    back.
    Whatever you do, please don't reverse it. We had enough troubles earlier with the Muppeh sneaking peaks under Cray's raincoat.
    Last edited by CassandraW; 03-07-2012 at 12:49 AM. Reason: correct the typo? Naah. Better as is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    you're my everything, toots.
    sore needy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Whatever you do, please don't reverse it. We had enough troubles earlier with the Muppeh sneaking peaks under Cray's raincoat.
    peaks...

    *giggles*
    The wolf is always at the door...

    https://youtu.be/7czy0zGdl9M

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    he likes the attention, Reg.
    Don't give in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    B--b--but when he was Kittimus Prime we used to cuddle
    Now he's Cray's body double.

    Still want to snuggle?
    A cute little bug :

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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    You're making me wonder about you, RT
    i'm just amused by PD's choice of the word peaks instead of peeks.

    *giggles again*
    The wolf is always at the door...

    https://youtu.be/7czy0zGdl9M

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    It was the cupcakes, they got to her

    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    You seem tense, Porter. Maybe your blood sugar is low. Here, have a cupcake. Or two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    i'm just amused by PD's choice of the word peaks instead of peeks.

    *giggles again*
    Don't go blaming PD for my typo. You know, I'd correct it, but I think it's more appropriate the way it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    i'm just amused by PD's choice of the word peaks instead of peeks.

    *giggles again*
    It wasn't my choice of words. It was Cass's.

    Get your head out of those cupcakes and think straight for a moment RT
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