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    What?

    I was like wearing gloves and stuff.

    And I only touched the raincoat.

    You guys are such pervs.

    *founces*

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    Muppets founce? Who knew.
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    *unfounces*

    Yah, reg, totally. Muppets founce harder than anybody!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Pffft.

    Who needs a phaser?

    *unfastens raincoat*
    Huh, I thought it was only morning in America?
    Where you start isn't nearly as important as where you finish. - quickWit

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    morning, porter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Pffft.

    Who needs a phaser?

    *unfastens raincoat*
    Runs for cover.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilroy Cullen View Post
    *gives Reg, ToT, Kaylea, PD, Gail, Angie, Cella, Nina, Swachski and Bettie Lee a cup of coffee and an evil doughnut*
    Aw - you're trying to be sweet!

    Quote Originally Posted by Debbie View Post
    Pick me!
    Pick me!

    [I]

    *sigh

    There's always a catch.
    Yes. Yes there is, it is writtin in tiny print under the rain coat.

    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post


    Everybody's very funny this morning!

    *refastens cray's raincoat*
    You were under Cray's rain coat?!!!

    Well that explains a lot actually.

    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Geez, Muppet, I didn't know you and cray were that ...close...
    +1

    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    Huh, I thought it was only morning in America?


    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    morning
    Hello Cray.
    A cute little bug :

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    Oh, nobody got it?

    I was laughing at SR's ...





    Nevermind.




    It's early in here.
    Where you start isn't nearly as important as where you finish. - quickWit

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    Wood.


    I mean... word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    Oh, nobody got it?
    I was laughing at SR's ...

    Nevermind.

    It's early in here.
    Yeah I got it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Wood.

    I mean... word.
    Apparently someone else has a crush on Rob too.
    A cute little bug :

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Wood.


    I mean... word.
    Thankyooooooo!
    Where you start isn't nearly as important as where you finish. - quickWit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    Thankyooooooo!
    bless you.

    With a sneeze like that you might knock Cray and Haggis off their stools!
    A cute little bug :

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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    bless you.

    With a sneeze like that you might knock Cray and Haggis off their stools!

    ya. totally.

    and then rt would try to push in our stools.











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    That seems reasonable.

    Tidiness is a virtue that should be applauded.

    Shame there aren't more people around here who enjoy packing it away and stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    and then rt would try to push in our stools.
    that is just like him.
    Where you start isn't nearly as important as where you finish. - quickWit

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    Just FYI: Today is a double-down day: 3/6/12

    It happened in: 1/2/04 -- 2/4/08

    When will this will occur again? 4/8/16 -- 5/10/20 -- 6/12/24 -- 7/14/28 -- 8/16/32 -- 9/18/36 -- 10/20/40 -- 11/22/44 -- 12/24/48

    Why am I bringing this to your attention? Because a good fiction writer could use this as a plot point somewhere in a book.

    No thanks necessary. I can feel the love all ready.

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    have you ever considered that you might have too much time on your hands, rt?

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    Stop it, RT. It's not grope Monday.


    ETA: Wait a minute. Is is Nekkied Monday, grope Tuesday? Or grope Monday Nekkied Tuesday. Because I know it's Nekkied grope Wednesday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    have you ever considered that you might have too much time on your hands, rt?
    At least he has hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    have you ever considered that you might have too much time on your hands, rt?
    Or too much love, perhaps.

    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Stop it, RT. It's not grope Monday.
    No, it's Grope Nekkid Wednesday!

    ETA: Fark. It's tuesday today. *puts pants on*

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    have you ever considered that you might have too much time on your hands, rt?
    Ask me this question again when I reach 20,000 posts in 2018...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Ask me this question again when I reach 20,000 posts in 2018...
    OH!

    So you're doing like, averages and stats and stuff?

    yeah, me too. so like, isn't it crazy that Distance + speed = time? or...something?
    Where you start isn't nearly as important as where you finish. - quickWit

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    distance + speed = touchdown!

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    Or that cray + intelligence = ...

    Yeah. There's no correct answer for that equation.

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    you're damn right there's no correct answer!

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    Well, I didn't want to bring up that positive/negative thing cancelling each other out to equal zero.

    Thought it would be too cruel.

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