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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    wait. you said 'guy,' didn't you?
    hhmm, that sore ain't artee then.


    you are probably thinking of klm then, right?
    Possibly. Is he the one who lurks in the bathroom all the time?
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
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    It depends, several people do that here. Is he the one in the toilet bowl?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    Did I miss anything?

    ***reloads***

    Have you filled out the app for your full ride scholarship at (Dear) John's Tundra State University. Sounds like you qualify as a FULL TIME student ... (polite word for patient)
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    Was someone throwing around ewroes in here?



    Anyone got change for a fifty?






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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    wait. you said 'guy,' didn't you?
    hhmm, that sore ain't artee then.


    you are probably thinking of klm then, right?
    *adds post to list-of-things-to-retaliate-against-cray-for-at-a-later-date*
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    Don't let him get to you, Kay. It's like kicking a sack of rocks; makes you wonder why you bothered with something so stoopid.

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    A sack of rocks? Funny, I always thought of him more as a box of rocks.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Don't let him get to you, Kay. It's like kicking a sack of rocks; makes you wonder why you bothered with something so stoopid.
    tee hee..."sack."
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    what... what is that thing doing to that... no, don't tell me...

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    Makes more liquor pies
    Yes!

    Quote Originally Posted by GailD View Post
    Was someone throwing around ewroes in here?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Don't let him get to you, Kay. It's like kicking a sack of rocks; makes you wonder why you bothered with something so stoopid.
    Don't you get bruised toes too???

    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    A sack of rocks? Funny, I always thought of him more as a box of rocks.
    Less likey to get the bruised toes, but it's still going to hurt!

    Quote Originally Posted by bettielee View Post
    what... what is that thing doing to that... no, don't tell me...
    No - don't tell me. I don't want to know why you are making a face like that.
    A cute little bug :

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    That's the reason why you don't kick a bag of rocks, PD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    Have you filled out the app for your full ride scholarship at (Dear) John's Tundra State University. Sounds like you qualify as a FULL TIME student ... (polite word for patient)

    Hello?




    Really?


    Uhhhhhhh........







    Sociopath?



    If that doesn't just scream 'patient', I don't know what does.




    ok, yeah, the guards are screaming 'escape'.....


    (tee hee)



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post

    I didn't permanently damage most of them this time.
    You didn't?? Are you feeling okay? Sounds like you need more liquor. A lot more.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    That's the reason why you don't kick a bag of rocks, PD.
    I've never kicked anything with rocks in it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilroy Cullen View Post
    *Shoots a couple empty bottles off the bar... singes all the euros*

    Reg, you want this phaser back? I promise I didn't break it. Even tried to recharge it...

    Ignore the smoking electric plug in the corner...
    No, no, you can keep the phaser. I have a ready supply
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    *gives Reg, ToT, Kaylea, PD, Gail, Angie, Cella, Nina, Swachski and Bettie Lee a cup of coffee and an evil doughnut*
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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    No, no, you can keep the phaser. I have a ready supply
    Awesome!

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    Pffft.

    Who needs a phaser?

    *unfastens raincoat*

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    Thanks for the coffee and evil doughnut, Gilroy.
    Muppet, really at this hour?! That's just wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Pffft.

    Who needs a phaser?
    Pick me!
    Pick me!


    *unfastens raincoat*
    *sigh

    There's always a catch.

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    And I'm pretty sure you're going to need a lot of medicine if you catch what the Muppet is offering.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Pffft.

    Who needs a phaser?

    *unfastens raincoat*

    Brilliant SR!



    an invisible weapon.







    Thanks for the coffee Gilroy.
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    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
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    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    Everybody's very funny this morning!

    *refastens cray's raincoat*

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    Geez, Muppet, I didn't know you and cray were that ...close...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post

    *refastens cray's raincoat*
    Now that's shocking.

    Thanks for the coffee Gilroy. It'll go good with the liquor pie.
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