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    where the fuck did Monday go? CassandraW's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    Haggis recommended it.
    And he was right! You look absolutely lovely. High time you got your head out that book and lived a little.

    But, dear, if you don't mind my saying so, you have your teeth on a little crooked.

    Edited to add:

    Haggis, mon ange!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post

    Haggis has mange!
    FIFY



    Hi, Bettie!
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    So he does, KLM -- it's one of the things that first attracted me.

    Bettielee, are you just going to down some sweet potato pie and blow out of here again like you did the other day? If it weren't for the trail of Jameson-soaked fairy dust, I wouldn't even have known you were here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    FIFY



    Hi, Bettie!
    hai!

    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    So he does, KLM -- it's one of the things that first attracted me.

    Bettielee, are you just going to down some sweet potato pie and blow out of here again like you did the other day? If it weren't for the trail of Jameson-soaked fairy dust, I wouldn't even have known you were here.
    well, I worry about getting emotionally involved with the subjects... I mean... the inmates... I mean... the inhabitants.

    *eats moar sweet potabo pie*

    You are all looking very pretty today.

    *sets out fingerpainting materials*


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    *preens*

    Fanks.

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    Me thinks me haz an itch...



    to write.




    It's not the same itch that Porter has. I know my rashes.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    RT doesn't have an avatar we can make fun of.







    HAGGIS!


    Do something!


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    I admire RT's nihilistic approach to avatars.

    Wait...did I say admire?

    I prolly meant something else.

    *scatters euros on the bar*

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    Hey, what's with the pseudo money being used to pay the tab? Someone grab the muppet and slap American money out of him.
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    Oh no, reg. The good stuff's well secured.

    *tightens thong*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    RT doesn't have an avatar we can make fun of.
    By gum, Cella, you're right! That little fleshy thingee was so small I didn't even notice when it went away. I hope Swachski got her little ribbon back before it disappeared.
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    I'ma scared... you don't know what sort of fleas a European muppet might have...remember the black death?


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    *scatters Monopoly money on bar*


    Better?
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    *scatters Monopoly money on bar*


    Better?
    If you don't have real money, there are still a few shots of 151 left on the men's room toilet. At least, 151 is mixed in there somewhere.
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    Adrift on a Wine-Dark Sea
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    (a quite possibly ill-fated attempt at a narrative poem-in-progress very loosely inspired by the Odyssey)

    unto the next generation (poem posted 2/12/16)

    My AW poetry collection (password: citrus)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Oh no, reg. The good stuff's well secured.

    *tightens thong*
    Quote Originally Posted by bettielee View Post
    I'ma scared... you don't know what sort of fleas a European muppet might have...remember the black death?
    And this is why we have cray and RT'c credit cards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Hey, what's with the pseudo money being used to pay the tab? Someone grab the muppet and slap American money out of him.
    Guy's been trying to pay with Greek drachmas, reg. Do something. Hurt him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bettielee View Post
    *checks gates and locks of "comedy caberet" - casually, so none of the inmates catch on*
    Pff. Like we all don't know about the four secret tunnels. Although only three are usable anymore, thanks to the Bunneh Incident.

    Quote Originally Posted by bettielee View Post

    *sets out fingerpainting materials*
    *paints "Fairies iz kewl" all over the walls*

    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    *preens*

    Fanks.
    She wasn't talking to YOU, mop-head. :

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    Guy's been trying to pay with Greek drachmas, reg. Do something. Hurt him.

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    RT, can I have my ribbon back?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
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    *Shoots a couple empty bottles off the bar... singes all the euros*

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    RT, can I have my ribbon back?
    Sure.

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    Well played, RT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



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    *steps up on the bar, clears throat*

    You know, it seems just four days ago that I wandered into this place as a hapless newbie with fewer than a hundred posts. In just that narrow window of time, I've acquired a vindictive, rabid ex-husband (though we've since patched things up), a brood of demon spawn, and a whole new look. I've been insulted, electrocuted, and groped, not to mention shmooed three times.

    But over the course of those events, I went from being a well-respected member of Query Hell to where I am today...running for president. And I couldn't have done it without you and the good folks in the obsessive reppers thread. Between you, you've given me over 400 rep points in one long weekend. Thank you, Cella, for pushing me over the edge into my campaign.

    *pauses for applause, ducks rotten tomato, snatches a bottle before jumping off the bar*
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    Have you listened to Bowie's Blackstar album yet? Come obsess with me
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    snatches

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    Bad mod.

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