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    Stripey again. Angie's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    *slaps sr across the face*

    that's obscene!
    There, there, kitten. It's okay. Bring me a sandwich now, m'kay? And a beer, while you're up.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilroy Cullen View Post
    *gives Reg, ToT, Kaylea, PD, Gail, Angie, Cella, Nina, and Swachski a cup of coffee and an evil doughnut*
    Mmm...coffee and evil doughnuts. Never mind, cray.

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    Totally Ninja! quickWit's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    i knew it!







    *looks towards qw*

    you owe me $5, brother.
    *slaps rob*

    can I pay you in Euurous?
    Grill me a cheese.

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    that's disgusting

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    But tres authentic!

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    Totally Ninja! quickWit's Avatar
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    Precisement.
    Grill me a cheese.

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    Bueno.

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    Oono!
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    *hands Cella Nina's cigar*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    *hands Cella Nina's cigar*

    *pushes Euro trash off loading dock*
    Quote Originally Posted by Leukman View Post
    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    Nina!

    T'ank dawg you're here!

    I'm packed and ready to go!
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    *applauds*

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    You're applauding 'cos Cella's leaving and stuff?

    That's cold.

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    brrrrr.....
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    *hands Cella a blankie*

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    thanks, Ang...







    ew, why's it wet on the corner?
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    *hands Cella a blankie*
    Is that anything like a Euro?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    thanks, Ang...







    ew, why's it wet on the corner?
    It's QW's blankie. Ask him.

    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    Is that anything like a Euro?
    Only on Tuesdays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    thanks, Ang...







    ew, why's it wet on the corner?
    There are still a lot of puddles left from this weekend. Should be a fair percentage of alcohol in them, though.
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    It's probably from QW's and cray's love nest. I'd burn it, if I were you.

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    There's not enough disinfectant in this world.

    Or fire, for that matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    It's QW's blankie. Ask him.
    he'll say yes.

    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    There are still a lot of puddles left from this weekend. Should be a fair percentage of alcohol in them, though.
    Cassandra! Where have you been?!

    I was worried sick!


    or maybe I was just sick...
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    Isn't it obvious that she's been at the salon with Angie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    he'll say yes.


    Cassandra! Where have you been?!

    I was worried sick!


    or maybe I was just sick...
    Cella! I missed you. But don't puke on my fur, OK?

    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    Isn't it obvious that she's been at the salon with Angie?
    I wanted to look pretty for my second honeymoon with Haggis. I was trying for a look like yours, but Del was out of feathers, so the salon had to do the best they could with fur. Whatchathink? Angie thinks it's too...too.
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    Isn't it obvious that she's been at the salon with Angie?
    Haggis recommended it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    Isn't it obvious that she's been at the saloon with Angie?
    FIFY
    Quote Originally Posted by MacAllister View Post
    Rob, you are officially Haggis' slave now.
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