Haggis, Cass...get a doghouse.
Del, you little feathered darling, do come here so I can give you a hug.
Haggis, dear -- what do you say to pigeon for dinner tomorrow? Raw or cooked, whichever you'd prefer.
Haggis, Cass...get a doghouse.
Haggis, dear -- what do you say to pigeon for dinner tomorrow? Raw or cooked, whichever you'd prefer.
*skips breakfast*
i doubt that black coffee and a cigar has any pigeons in it, nina.
And the quart of tequila would sterilise everything, even if it did.
But I got the measurements right, didn't I?
you did but i'm kind of thinking that it's only because 'quart' already has a 'u' in it.
nuttin' like a good clean joke in the mornin'!A middle-aged German tourist on his first visit to Orlando, Florida, finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam, cray, asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.
They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and then haggis sits on his lap. He whispers in haggises'ses ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, cray sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman.
They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and then Del sits on his lap. He whispers in Del's ear, and she too screams, "No!" and walks quickly away.
cray is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, quickWit, will do. quickWit has never said no, and it's not likely anything would surprise her. So cray sends her over to the German. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and then quickWit sits on his lap. He whispers in quickWit's ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves.
cray is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a lesson.
So she goes over to the German and says that she's the best in the house and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and then cray sits in his lap.
The german leans forwards and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in Euros?"
*takes a long drag on Nina's cigar*
They make a cream for that...
It's nice to see someone around here has manners!
*gives Reg, ToT, Kaylea, PD, Gail, Angie, Cella, Nina, and Swachski a cup of coffee and an evil doughnut*