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    They're loaded again eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    They're loaded again eh?
    I imagine if you discovered you were Haggis's's's demon spawn, you'd be loaded often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    They're loaded again eh?
    It's the only way I can keep them quiet. They take after their dad.
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

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    yeah .. I seem to remember mine taking longer naps that way too ...
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    The kids miss seeing you, RT. Especially little Snaggle Tooth. She's sorry about your leg.

    Porter, er...did you get a new haircut?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    The kids miss seeing you, RT. Especially little Snaggle Tooth. She's sorry about your leg.

    Porter, er...did you get a new haircut?
    Can't you see...he shaved.



    BTW, are these kids RT's or Haggis's. I'm confused.

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    Had to do SOMETHING to get past the bouncer for tonight's dinner. Hope there's still some buffalo chicken lungs left from happy hour ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Del View Post
    Can't you see...he shaved.



    BTW, are these kids RT's or Haggis's. I'm confused.
    Oh. He looks...nice.

    It's complicated. The children are Haggis's demon spawn. However, Haggis and RT hooked up, and then we had this whole triangle thing like Brad and Jen and Angelina. Brad Haggis founced on me, using that whole she-tried-to-cook-me excuse, and went to live in sin with RT (though they got a little too loaded one night and formalized the deal via a Vegas drive-through chapel). I got the burrow and the kids, but sometimes I stuck them with Haggis for a weekend. And over time, they got rather attached to Uncle RT. Literally. Especially little Snaggle Tooth.

    All clear now?
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    How did the mule take it?


    I've always been partial to mules (They're 'safe')
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    How did the mule take it?
    Well, as you may have gathered, RT and Haggis aren't together anymore. And Haggis can't bear to be alone...

    The mule is having second thoughts.
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
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    seconds are better than thirds I guess ...
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    Yeah... but who's on first?

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    Well, quickWit's trying to get there...
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
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    Well, you know how rabbits are. They're quick.

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    oh.... oh what happened to CassandraW?!

    *eye bleach* *eye bleach*


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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    I'm just trying to fit in. Isn't this what you people do?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    What doesn't kill you just makes you stranger.
    Which is why Jay is strangest of us all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettielee View Post
    oh.... oh what happened to CassandraW?!

    *eye bleach* *eye bleach*
    Hi Bettie Lee...want some sweet potato pie? I put liquor in it. And left out the sweet potatoes.

    And I forgot the vanilla, piecrust and eggs.

    Gosh darn, Bettie Lee, all I got was the liquor.


    Want to drink my special sweet potato pie ingredient?



    I got a couple gallons in case I wanted to bake a lot of pies!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Which is why Jay is strangest of us all.

    Try to kill me again, you spicey tart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    Try to kill me again, you spicey tart.
    K.

    *pours bottle of Jameson Rarest Vintage Reserve down the kitchen sink drain*

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    Uh oh. I think I really did kill Jay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Uh oh. I think I really did kill Jay.
    No way.

    Rock, paper, Jameson, Chihuahua, Jaycinth.

    The rules
    are as follows:
    • Jameson wets paper
    • Paper(Rolling Stone, most likely) covers rock
    • Rock crushes Chihuahua
    • Chihuahua runs to Jaycinth
    • Jaycinth drinks Jameson
    • Jaycinth pees on rock
    • Chihuahua writes paper
    • Paper is about Jameson
    • Jameson gets drunk by chihuahua
    • And..as always...the Jameson goes right on through that short digestive track and barely functioning kidneys and Jameson wets paper
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    No way.

    Rock, paper, Jameson, Chihuahua, Jaycinth.

    The rules
    are as follows:
    • Jameson wets paper
    • Paper(Rolling Stone, most likely) covers rock
    • Rock crushes Chihuahua
    • Chihuahua runs to Jaycinth
    • Jaycinth drinks Jameson
    • Jaycinth pees on rock
    • Chihuahua writes paper
    • Paper is about Jameson
    • Jameson gets drunk by chihuahua
    • And..as always...the Jameson goes right on through that short digestive track and barely functioning kidneys and Jameson wets paper
    *sits, sipping Bushmill's, reading the rules...reads the rules again...sips more Bushmill's*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    No way.

    Rock, paper, Jameson, Chihuahua, Jaycinth.

    The rules
    are as follows:
    • Jameson wets paper
    • Paper(Rolling Stone, most likely) covers rock
    • Rock crushes Chihuahua
    • Chihuahua runs to Jaycinth
    • Jaycinth drinks Jameson
    • Jaycinth pees on rock
    • Chihuahua writes paper
    • Paper is about Jameson
    • Jameson gets drunk by chihuahua
    • And..as always...the Jameson goes right on through that short digestive track and barely functioning kidneys and Jameson wets paper
    WTTW

    And she's not half as thunk as drinkle peep she is.


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