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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Yeah. Yeah, you're right. That was silly of me.
    I swear you look familiar.

    Did we used to be married?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I swear you look familiar.

    Did we used to be married?
    Crikey. I didn't recognize you with the sunglasses on. You bastid-- where's my alimony?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Crikey. I didn't recognize you with the sunglasses on. You bastid-- where's my alimony?
    What? You got the kids, the color TV and the burrow and now you want alimony too?

    BTW, I'm glad you got the kids. They're uuuuuuuuuuuuuugly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post

    BTW, I'm glad you got the kids. They're uuuuuuuuuuuuuugly.
    I don't know...a little garnish, the right dinnerware...

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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Yeah, funny he would say that. They take after their dad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Someone's got to go for it. Turn that pup into a haggis, I say. Where's this talented Nina person when we need her?
    You asked for it with this one.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Hello, Cassandra.

    You haven't learned about schmooing yet, have you?
    *snerk

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    *fighting feeling of impending doom*
    Un-huh

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Oh, feel free. You're so good at it.
    Tease.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I swear you look familiar.

    Did we used to be married?
    *you say that to all the girls don't you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Del View Post
    Yeah, funny he would say that. They take after their dad.
    I sense another schmoo in the works.
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post

    I sense another schmoo in the works.
    I would, but I'm too much in shock from seeing all that multi-quoting you did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I would, but I'm too much in shock from seeing all that multi-quoting you did.
    Oooh!

    Not much happening on the homestead here.


    And Deleyanlee taught me how to multi-quote earlier on the Repper's thread.

    I would have sooner, but no one ever showed me how :/
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    *wanders in, looks at Cassandra*

    Yep. Fittin' right in with all the other psychos.

    *wanders out*
    The wolf is always at the door...

    https://youtu.be/7czy0zGdl9M

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    *wanders in, looks at Cassandra*

    Yep. Fittin' right in with all the other psychos.

    *wanders out*
    Dammit, show a little more respect to my ex, will ya?
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    Well, it's about time we have an appropriate thread title around here.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    *wanders in, looks at Cassandra*

    Yep. Fittin' right in with all the other psychos.

    *wanders out*


    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Dammit, show a little more respect to my ex, will ya?
    *sings R.E.S.P.E.C.T.!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Dammit, show a little more respect to my ex, will ya?
    Sorry.

    *ahem*

    My congratulations on having enough good sense to divorce Haggis, Cassandra.

    Of course, if you were married to him in the first place, that still makes you a psycho.
    The wolf is always at the door...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Of course, if you were married to him in the first place, that still makes you a psycho.

    So why did you marry him RT???

    Aren't you in the same boat then?
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    It was a weak moment. He seemed so nice.
    The wolf is always at the door...

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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    So why did you marry him RT???

    Aren't you in the same boat then?
    I can't speak for RT, but I fell for his little wagging tail. He fell for my eyes. But then I tried to cook him...
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    She's just going to have to learn to behave, like I always do.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    She's just going to have to learn to behave, like I always do.
    un·like·ly adj \-ˈlī-klē\

    Definition of UNLIKELY

    1
    : not likely : improbable <an unlikely outcome>
    2
    : likely to fail : unpromising
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    It was a weak moment. He seemed so nice.
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    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    But then I tried to cook him...
    Pff. That had nothing to do with it. He's used to that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    Pff. That had nothing to do with it. He's used to that.
    *gasp* But...but...if it wasn't that...HAGGIS, YOU BASTID! YOU LEFT ME FOR RT!

    That's it. You're taking the damn kids.
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    [QUOTE=CassandraW;7065248
    That's it. You're taking the damn kids.[/QUOTE]


    You're getting pretty picky about what should have been a happy moment ...

    and that would damned kids. (what did you expect from that coupling?)
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    You're getting pretty picky about what should have been a happy moment ...

    and that would damned kids. (what did you expect from that coupling?)
    Shhh. I'm just trying to unload the kids.
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