Welcome to the AbsoluteWrite Water Cooler! Please read The Newbie Guide To Absolute Write

Thread: Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

  1. #8126
    Great chieftain o the puddin'-race SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In your worst nightmare
    Posts
    50,323
    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Yeah. Yeah, you're right. That was silly of me.
    I swear you look familiar.

    Did we used to be married?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Thanks for all your hard work, Haggis! You are the best mod ever!

    Stewie the Chihuey
    featuring the lovely and talented



  2. #8127
    speak softly & carry a fanged beast CassandraW's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    unlisted
    Posts
    14,404
    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I swear you look familiar.

    Did we used to be married?
    Crikey. I didn't recognize you with the sunglasses on. You bastid-- where's my alimony?
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

  3. #8128
    Great chieftain o the puddin'-race SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In your worst nightmare
    Posts
    50,323
    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Crikey. I didn't recognize you with the sunglasses on. You bastid-- where's my alimony?
    What? You got the kids, the color TV and the burrow and now you want alimony too?

    BTW, I'm glad you got the kids. They're uuuuuuuuuuuuuugly.
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Thanks for all your hard work, Haggis! You are the best mod ever!

    Stewie the Chihuey
    featuring the lovely and talented



  4. #8129
    Optimus Prime AW Moderator regdog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    One Shall Stand, One Shall Fall
    Posts
    43,830
    My Blog-Updated on 10/9/14 An Open Letter To Hasbro

    Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing

  5. #8130
    Sky isn't falling, ground is rising Del's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    In a hole in the dark in a cold cold place
    Posts
    4,048
    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post

    BTW, I'm glad you got the kids. They're uuuuuuuuuuuuuugly.
    I don't know...a little garnish, the right dinnerware...

  6. #8131
    Sky isn't falling, ground is rising Del's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    In a hole in the dark in a cold cold place
    Posts
    4,048
    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Yeah, funny he would say that. They take after their dad.

  7. #8132
    I can breathz fire!!! parumpdragon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    Arizona
    Posts
    29,162
    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Someone's got to go for it. Turn that pup into a haggis, I say. Where's this talented Nina person when we need her?
    You asked for it with this one.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Hello, Cassandra.

    You haven't learned about schmooing yet, have you?
    *snerk

    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    *fighting feeling of impending doom*
    Un-huh

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Oh, feel free. You're so good at it.
    Tease.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I swear you look familiar.

    Did we used to be married?
    *you say that to all the girls don't you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Del View Post
    Yeah, funny he would say that. They take after their dad.
    I sense another schmoo in the works.
    A cute little bug :

    Goodreads

    I'm a friend of Foo Bat - join the club!

  8. #8133
    Great chieftain o the puddin'-race SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In your worst nightmare
    Posts
    50,323
    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post

    I sense another schmoo in the works.
    I would, but I'm too much in shock from seeing all that multi-quoting you did.
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Thanks for all your hard work, Haggis! You are the best mod ever!

    Stewie the Chihuey
    featuring the lovely and talented



  9. #8134
    I can breathz fire!!! parumpdragon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    Arizona
    Posts
    29,162
    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I would, but I'm too much in shock from seeing all that multi-quoting you did.
    Oooh!

    Not much happening on the homestead here.


    And Deleyanlee taught me how to multi-quote earlier on the Repper's thread.

    I would have sooner, but no one ever showed me how :/
    A cute little bug :

    Goodreads

    I'm a friend of Foo Bat - join the club!

  10. #8135
    *wanders in, looks at Cassandra*

    Yep. Fittin' right in with all the other psychos.

    *wanders out*

  11. #8136
    Great chieftain o the puddin'-race SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In your worst nightmare
    Posts
    50,323
    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    *wanders in, looks at Cassandra*

    Yep. Fittin' right in with all the other psychos.

    *wanders out*
    Dammit, show a little more respect to my ex, will ya?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Thanks for all your hard work, Haggis! You are the best mod ever!

    Stewie the Chihuey
    featuring the lovely and talented



  12. #8137
    Ooh, that stings. Angie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Hiding from the scorpions.
    Posts
    11,344
    Well, it's about time we have an appropriate thread title around here.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.

  13. #8138
    I can breathz fire!!! parumpdragon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    Arizona
    Posts
    29,162
    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    *wanders in, looks at Cassandra*

    Yep. Fittin' right in with all the other psychos.

    *wanders out*


    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Dammit, show a little more respect to my ex, will ya?
    *sings R.E.S.P.E.C.T.!
    A cute little bug :

    Goodreads

    I'm a friend of Foo Bat - join the club!

  14. #8139
    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Dammit, show a little more respect to my ex, will ya?
    Sorry.

    *ahem*

    My congratulations on having enough good sense to divorce Haggis, Cassandra.

    Of course, if you were married to him in the first place, that still makes you a psycho.

  15. #8140
    I can breathz fire!!! parumpdragon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    Arizona
    Posts
    29,162
    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Of course, if you were married to him in the first place, that still makes you a psycho.

    So why did you marry him RT???

    Aren't you in the same boat then?
    A cute little bug :

    Goodreads

    I'm a friend of Foo Bat - join the club!

  16. #8141
    It was a weak moment. He seemed so nice.

  17. #8142
    speak softly & carry a fanged beast CassandraW's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    unlisted
    Posts
    14,404
    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    So why did you marry him RT???

    Aren't you in the same boat then?
    I can't speak for RT, but I fell for his little wagging tail. He fell for my eyes. But then I tried to cook him...
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

  18. #8143
    nurturing tomorrows criminals today PorterStarrByrd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Moose Creek, Maine
    Posts
    25,948
    She's just going to have to learn to behave, like I always do.


    **Casskit ... lots of cilantro ... he loves the stuff**
    http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/


    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

  19. #8144
    speak softly & carry a fanged beast CassandraW's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    unlisted
    Posts
    14,404
    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    She's just going to have to learn to behave, like I always do.
    un·like·ly adj \-ˈlī-klē\

    Definition of UNLIKELY

    1
    : not likely : improbable <an unlikely outcome>
    2
    : likely to fail : unpromising
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

  20. #8145
    I can breathz fire!!! parumpdragon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    Arizona
    Posts
    29,162
    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    It was a weak moment. He seemed so nice.
    A cute little bug :

    Goodreads

    I'm a friend of Foo Bat - join the club!

  21. #8146
    nurturing tomorrows criminals today PorterStarrByrd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Moose Creek, Maine
    Posts
    25,948
    Definition of Douche Bag

    1.
    ** censored** that's disgusting
    2.
    Small damned near hairless mexican dog breed
    3.
    Jumping yellow bunneh

    Origin: Hell (1626 BC)
    http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/


    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

  22. #8147
    Ooh, that stings. Angie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Hiding from the scorpions.
    Posts
    11,344
    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    But then I tried to cook him...
    Pff. That had nothing to do with it. He's used to that.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.

  23. #8148
    speak softly & carry a fanged beast CassandraW's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    unlisted
    Posts
    14,404
    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    Pff. That had nothing to do with it. He's used to that.
    *gasp* But...but...if it wasn't that...HAGGIS, YOU BASTID! YOU LEFT ME FOR RT!

    That's it. You're taking the damn kids.
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

  24. #8149
    nurturing tomorrows criminals today PorterStarrByrd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Moose Creek, Maine
    Posts
    25,948
    [QUOTE=CassandraW;7065248
    That's it. You're taking the damn kids.[/QUOTE]


    You're getting pretty picky about what should have been a happy moment ...

    and that would damned kids. (what did you expect from that coupling?)
    http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/


    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

  25. #8150
    speak softly & carry a fanged beast CassandraW's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    unlisted
    Posts
    14,404
    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    You're getting pretty picky about what should have been a happy moment ...

    and that would damned kids. (what did you expect from that coupling?)
    Shhh. I'm just trying to unload the kids.
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

Page 326 of 1039 FirstFirst ... 76226251276301316320321322323324325326327328329330331332336351376401426576826 ... LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Custom Search