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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    Ooo la la, KLM!










    wait....^does that look like I'm hitting on you?
    All I know is, the last time someone used that emoticon on me, he grabbed my rack by private message two seconds later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    All I know is, the last time someone used that emoticon on me, he grabbed my rack by private message two seconds later.
    That's just their way of making sure you don't have any weapons on you.

    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    That's just their way of making sure you don't have any weapons on you.

    Oh, I know -- it's just like at the airport. I'm sure the rest of the grope was also essential to our national security. And the strip search.
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    sure it was.
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    ahh, yes... weapon free and duty free...
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    duty free - hehehee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    Ooo la la, KLM!










    wait....^does that look like I'm hitting on you?
    Pfft, like it's the first time you hit on me.
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    It's the outfit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    It's the outfit.
    I mean, yeah. She is kind of asking for it.
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    It definitely has flare.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    ahh, yes... weapon free and duty free...
    Booty free!

    *tries out for the TSA*

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    Kay's avatar looks uncomfortable, like there's a double wedgie involved.
    'when he tried to get up, life would kick him back down'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilroy Cullen View Post
    Can I borrow your phaser while you're gone, Reg?
    I think I saw a roach in the corner... That or the bunneh and the muppeh are misbehavin' again...
    Of course. Fire away, safety is off.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
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    Holy carp, I just laughed myself into a coma.
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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Of course. Fire away, safety is off.

    Holy carp, I just laughed myself into a coma.
    I think we all did.
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    Tsk. So much jealousy in this room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Tsk. So much jealousy in this room.
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    Jealous? Of whom???
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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    Jealous? Of whom???
    *Strolls in on cue*


    Someone call me?




    ETA: Reg, you need to do something about that cold.

    *Hands her a bottle of Dayquil*

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    I think RT is implying PD and I are jealous of KLM's outfit. Ha. If we wanted, we could dress like strumpets, too. But WE have better taste than to go around strutting our stuff in a get-up so...so obvious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    'Mornin' Del.
    Mounin' Ang. How's the coffee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    I think RT is implying PD and I are jealous of KLM's outfit. Ha. If we wanted, we could dress like strumpets, too. But WE have better taste than to go around strutting our stuff in a get-up so...so obvious.
    Yeah, it's a lot easier to get dressed when you don't wear any clothes.

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