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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    (founces back, reads dozens of dictionary definitions)

    Definition of BEWILDERMENT

    1
    : the quality or state of being bewildered
    2
    : a bewildering tangle or confusion
    Hey this sounds like US!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    I like cinnamon.
    it would make a fabulous stage name
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    So would Shakey McBonbons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    it would make a fabulous stage name
    Rolling Cinnamon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    it would make a fabulous stage name
    If I'm remembering correctly, Synonym is a stripper in The Phantom Tollbooth. But don't quote me -- it's been a while since I've read it.




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    **sits back with another 2X4**

    **may be I should go to the kitchen and get some popcorn**
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    @Cassandra - never saw it.
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    @Cassandra - never saw it.

    but did you read the movie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    but did you read the movie?
    nope didn't do that either.
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    Maybe if you film the book...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Maybe if you film the book...
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    or book the film?
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
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    I think that's moot.
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    ** tries to think of something to post on the Christian Writers thread that just popped into action**
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    ???
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    Definition of MOOT

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    : a deliberative assembly primarily for the administration of justice; especially : one held by the freemen of an Anglo-Saxon community

    2
    obsolete : argument, discussion
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    ** tries to think of something to post on the Christian Writers thread that just popped into action**
    10% off all sacrificial lamb ka-bobs until 10 pm?

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    nurturing tomorrows criminals today PorterStarrByrd's Avatar
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    Ooooh .. I think I could eat about three dozen!!!
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    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    I wouldn't recommend it. I've tried and made myself sick on doughnuts ...

    wait, were we talking about doughnuts???
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    I killed the thread *the horror!*
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    Good to know if I want a little quiet time. The mere mention of doughnuts sends everyone founcing away.




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    yes, apparently.
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    Not to worry, Cassandra. Weekends are usually pretty quiet around here.



    Unless you count Porter talking to himself in the bathroom, of course.


    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    He's memorizing the dictionary.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Ooo la la, KLM!










    wait....^does that look like I'm hitting on you?
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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