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    Quote Originally Posted by Del View Post




    I don't get the joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Ya, know, Del... if you had asked Cella to grab her ankles so you could swipe a credit card you could have saved a lot of cash.
    I know, but I'd never swipe her credit card, no mater which pocket she carries it in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    *hands PD a fifteen-dollar bill*

    Quote Originally Posted by Del View Post
    Oh my dawg, you perverts!



    Okay - you asked for it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    I don't get the joke.
    sheesh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    Oh my dawg, you perverts!
    *Looks shocked*

    Not me.

    *Points at RT*

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    Oh, it was you too! I have you quoted up there, with that RT-cash in hand!




    And on another note...

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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post





    *Waits*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del View Post
    I know, but I'd never swipe her credit card, no mater which pocket she carries it in.
    ha ha...!


    punny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Del View Post


    *Waits*
    waits for what?

    That was the show.
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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    waits for what?

    That was the show.
    I want my 15 dollars back.

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    I dunno, Del. You did get to see a pair of boobies.

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    My Blog-Updated on 10/9/14 An Open Letter To Hasbro

    Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing

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    I thought boobies were his favorite...
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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Nice to see you too Reg. And here I thought we meant something to each other Sorry, I am really bad at keeping a straight face...
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    Huh. I always thought honey bees gave honey and boo bees gave milk.

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    and milkabees are part of the apocryphal
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    to bee or not to bee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    That not nice.
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    BINGO!
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    is that who you are?


    you went dark, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    That not nice.
    Right, not nice at all. Cray, stop throwing tomatoes at PD. She hates fruits and veggies.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    and bingo was his name-0...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    BINGO!
    I never got my game card. I think we should start over.

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    spoil sport!
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