Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Haggis · Dec 30, 2011

Jaycinth said:
I was going to figure out the 4.0 thinggie. Really. I had my abacus all oiled up and I even installed one of those new fangled contraptions that you're so fond of.

Sure, sure, Jay. Last time you moved the thread we wound up in Nepal battling Pterodactyls with 7 irons and it wasn't until the great Diaspora of '07 that shut the place down for a couple of weeks that we ever found our way back home.

parumpdragon said:
Offers Porter a napkin in consolation

Ew. I thought you wimmins stopped using them things.

eta: Ain't there, like, plugs and such?

parumpdragon · Dec 30, 2011

Why thank you Haggis for that unexpected and enlightening definition of napkin.

I meant a paper one, off the bar, that you usually set the drinks on.

Haggis · Dec 30, 2011

parumpdragon · Dec 30, 2011

That's just cause you get up there and water the napkin stack when no one is looking.

Haggis · Dec 30, 2011

Not goin' there. Nope. Nuh-uh.

*locks thread*

parumpdragon · Dec 30, 2011

Uh-huh. I've seen you.

:roll:

Haggis · Dec 30, 2011

You've seen me what? Where?

That wasn't me. Must have been some other Chihuey.

parumpdragon · Dec 30, 2011

Hahahaha!!!

parumpdragon · Dec 30, 2011

Oh - and you're getting a lobster dinner in the Obsessive Reppers thread because Brian forced a lobster meal on me.

parumpdragon · Dec 30, 2011

GailD · Dec 30, 2011

*crawls in*

Agh. Here you are. I've been over at my daughter's house painting my grandson's room. I'm whacked...

Okay, more whacked than usual. :roll:

(I have more muscles in my butt than I could ever have imagined. The result of a gazillion times up and down a ladder.)

Nice place. Glad I didn't have to paint this too. Anyway. What I crawled in here to say is:

HAPPY NEW YEAR to all of you. May 2012 bring you all every joy and success and prosperity and publish...ment. Thank you for keeping me sane* through 2011. You guys are totally awesome!!!

* or what passes for it. Sanity is overrated and Jay said it's not a prerequisite for entering this place.

Don't pay me any attention... it's just the paint fumes talking.

Del · Dec 31, 2011

Happy 2012, Gail. Sorry your butt hurts. Need an alcohol rub?

*Grabs a bottle of Smirnoff's*

Lay down, take 'em off.

*Starts party early*

Sanity is just a state of mind. Don't blame us. :wag:

parumpdragon · Dec 31, 2011

Morning Special Seagu.

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 31, 2011

parumpdragon said:
I don't sit down here. You never know what has been felt on the seats.

It's probably just my prurian fixation but I NEED to know what was felt on those seats

Del · Dec 31, 2011

parumpdragon said:
Morning Special Seagu.

Mournin' p'rump.

PorterStarrByrd said:
It's probably just my prurian fixation but I NEED to know what was felt on those seats

'round here...I'd say mostly regret.

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 31, 2011

Be sorry but never regret anything because it is what got where you a....

HEY WAIT A MINUTE !!!!!

parumpdragon · Dec 31, 2011

Del said:
Mournin' p'rump.

Haggis · Dec 31, 2011

Mourning, Del.

Morning, everyone else.

parumpdragon · Dec 31, 2011

Good morning

There - now I am prepared for this thread for the day.

Carry on.

Jaycinth · Dec 31, 2011

kayleamay said:
Almost. I have plans for making a trebuchet out of my bra, the piano wire, the two loose floorboards in the corner and the barstool with the uneven legs.

McGuiver did that 38 min into episode 47. It worked. But probably because he used a Playtex Brand Bra, and not one of those filmy Victoria's Secret Bras that we keep in the lingerie vending machine.

parumpdragon said:
I don't sit down here. You never know what has been felt on the seats.

Not to worry. I give everything an extra coat of heavy duty polyurethane every day because I find it is more effective than Lysol Spray in reducing the amount of gingivitis on the seats.

And the shine sparkles real pretty under the gas-lights.

And, by the way, in case anyone was worried. Mel sprays down all of the food with Lysol before it is served. We do not use polyurethane for that because some people just don't like cracking through a hard shell to get at their eats.

Haggis said:
Sure, sure, Jay. Last time you moved the thread we wound up in Nepal battling Pterodactyls with 7 irons and it wasn't until the great Diaspora of '07 that shut the place down for a couple of weeks that we ever found our way back home.

You had fun.

Jaycinth · Dec 31, 2011

PorterStarrByrd said:
It's probably just my prurian fixation but I NEED to know what was felt on those seats

It was a nice, heavy duty cotton felt in a light plum that Auntie Bug sent us from Minnesota.

And then I sprayed it with twenty-seven coats of polyurethane for your safety.

Haggis · Dec 31, 2011

Jaycinth said:
You had fun.

Well, sure. But still....

Del · Dec 31, 2011

Moaning, Haggis.

Haggis · Dec 31, 2011

Del said:
Moaning, Haggis.

*hands two asprin to Del*

parumpdragon · Dec 31, 2011

I think he things you died or something.

No wait - that's 'mourning' Haggis.

*Nevah mind.

Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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