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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    That is just like you...
    I use to hear that a lot. Were we married?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Heh. Urinal games.

    Makes me wonder if cray has to worry about electrocuting himself when he takes a whiz.


    whiz wit.


    always.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Were we married?
    we were.


    but not to each other.
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    Every reply I could think of just sounded too... creepy.

    So, how about that Daytona 500?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    So, how about that Daytona 500?
    yeah we...we definitely were never married.


    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    dude, rt, art, artee,......everything about you is creepy.

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    Stop hitting on me, cray.

    No means no.

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    that's disgusting ...

    using 'no' in a joint like this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Stop hitting on me, cray.

    No means no.
    You tell him.


    Wait... what are you telling him again???
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


    Goodreads

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    Telling whom?

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    Huh?
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Nice Try, RT.

    I'm back.

    Next time, don't leave a trail of body parts.

    Distracts the zombies..makes it easier for me.

    hi everyone!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
    hi everyone!!!!
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


    Goodreads

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    Body parts? That must have been Haggis. You know how he likes digging things up buried behind Bernie's stable.

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    I sometimes hiccup fire parumpdragon's Avatar
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    I don't wanna know.
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Body parts? That must have been Haggis. You know how he likes digging things up buried behind Bernie's stable.
    I told him to stop that.




    He isn't sharing anymore.

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    You should talk.
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    I'm a friend of Foo Bat - join the club!

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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    You should talk.
    *Ponders if PD's comment has a potential underlying meaning*

    ~Does she mean I should corner Haggis and force him to come clean explain himself and try to restore our relationship? Or is she being mordacious, suggesting that I'm as guilty as Haggis wherein I've withheld parts she lusted for, feeling I should have shared them with her?~

    ~Or did she mean I should squeal to the cops and turn Haggis in for all the dastardly atrocities he has committed?~

    ~Alternatively, she could mean that just because I'm a seagull that it is no excuse for being mute.~

    ~Or that I should book myself on Dr. Phil and air how petty and selfish Haggis is to me, start a fight and become a public nuisance.~

    Interpretation is so difficult. *sigh*

    ETA: Or she could be addressing that invisible parrot on RT's shoulder.
    Last edited by Del; 02-29-2012 at 09:51 AM.

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    It's the parrot. I'm sure of it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
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    Indeed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
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    i like jenny better, then hannah.

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    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

    I feel ... randy
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post

    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

    I feel ... randy
    *leaves, locking thread behind him*
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
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