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    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    I don't want to know. I never should have changed my name to nurse.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    *makes note to requisition more handcuffs*
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    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    To quote Yakko and Wacko...

    Helllooooooooooo Nurse!

    *hands everyone a universal handcuff key*
    Cause I can.
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    A short seven days after Fluffy's departure he had in mind to return to pick up a forgotten mouse corpse. His plans were interupted by a scene set apart by crime tape, by a dazed looking EMT team, and herds of detectives. Reporters had long ago rushed to their stations to pass along human interest stories about strange love and traps. The coroner and morticians had an ugly job to do.
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Hey Reg

    Is that phaser on stun?
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    Back at the bar they tipped one last round to Laura and Larry. The bartender put it on Laura's tab, knowing he'd never collect. The mourning partons returned to their dwarf bowling tournament.
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilroy Cullen View Post
    To quote Yakko and Wacko...

    Helllooooooooooo Nurse!

    *hands everyone a universal handcuff key*
    Cause I can.
    so considerate of you
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    nurturing tomorrows criminals today PorterStarrByrd's Avatar
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    You get strange posts when you try to start a thread, don't you?
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Meh.

    *pulls on spandex body suit*

    *straps on roller skates*

    Are we training today?

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    Your in first place for funniest post of the day so far
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    So...I'm a wiener?

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    i may have to go amend one of my earlier posts...

    i see you two are really bonding!



    kudos to you both.

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    Thanks

    our wedding registry is at the pharmacy
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Wait...

    That ain't me.

    Better make it Walmart instead.

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    *logs on to Wal-Mart Pharmacy Wedding Registry*


    I should really send a gift.
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    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    be careful what you send.
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    nurturing tomorrows criminals today PorterStarrByrd's Avatar
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    Yeah, and don't tell Rob.
    She needs to hold up her end of the pact first.
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilroy Cullen View Post

    *hands everyone a universal handcuff key*
    Cause I can.
    The key to the universe...I've waited so long for this.

    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post



    be careful what you send.
    It's a pharmacy, they have antibiotics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del View Post
    The key to the universe...I've waited so long for this.



    It's a pharmacy, they have antibiotics.

    Don't drop it in the ocean this time.
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del View Post
    It's a pharmacy, they have antibiotics.
    Ew.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Del View Post



    It's a pharmacy, they have antibiotics.
    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    Ew.
    Everyone harshes on the antibiotics...

    until the itching starts.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilroy Cullen View Post
    Hey Reg

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    Not a chance.
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