ack!
del? umm,......
what did you do to my pip?
Then open a window.
That's much better.*puts pants on head*
*farts*
Don't blame Del, cray. We all have to work with what we were born with...and it seems your pip hasn't grown much since birth.del? umm,......
what did you do to my pip?
Wha, I followed the instructions perfectly.
I notice you don't have a scalpel. Did you use the rubberband method?
...and it seems your pip hasn't grown much since birth.
*founces*
Nice, Del. I knew I liked you.
Whatcha doin' later?
Fun! I get the lower half...and the scalpel.I was considering amputating quickWit. Want to assist?
feeling suicidal this afternoon .. yep, it's 12 degrees and snowing again .. I just started a new thread in this here humor forum. I've got no idea what I'm doing or why I am doing it.
Can someone please find my bottle of pills?