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    Ooh, that stings. Angie's Avatar
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    That's not what you said last time.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
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    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    Leave me out of this.

    'Kay.
    Not up for the threesome tonight?

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    That's disgusting
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    your avatar is disturbing, porter.
    is that you and haggis (in days gone past)?

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    That's disgusting
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
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    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    your avatar is disturbing, porter.
    is that you and haggis (in days gone past)?
    I hadn't though of that.


    I thought it was a rabbit at first.
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    Can't we all just be friends?
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    Ooh, that stings. Angie's Avatar
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    Can't we all just be friends?
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
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    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    That's not what you said the last time.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Nope, it wasn't.


    He wanted to console ya all...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    That's not what you said the last time.
    I can't help it. I was drunk.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    I can't help it. I was drunk.
    Now, that's what you said the last time.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Ooh, that stings. Angie's Avatar
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    That's what I say every time.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    Anybody seen my green jello?
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    Laura unloaded her loot from the liquor store from the back seat, front seat and trunk and staggered up the stairs. She shouldered open the door. What she saw almost made her drop her load. Evidently Larry was into S&M and had started without her.
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    Can't we all just be friends?
    That's disgusting.
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    Ooh, that stings. Angie's Avatar
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    Yeah. I mean, "all" would imply we'd have to be friends with cray, too. And Artee. And QW.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
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    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    cant we all just be disgusting?






    eta: iphone....grrrrr

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    I don't think that's a problem around here, Del.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
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    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del View Post
    cant we all just be disgusting?






    eta: iphone....grrrrr

    C'mon. Keep up, Del. It's the ethos of this place.


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    Morning guys!
    A cute little bug :

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    Quote Originally Posted by GailD View Post
    C'mon. Keep up, Del. It's the ethos of this place.
    Unleaded or regular?

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    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

    I feel ... razzledazzling
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
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    You look it too. That's what happens when you have a furry buddy nuzzling your chin in that avvie there.
    A cute little bug :

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del View Post
    Unleaded or regular?



    Judging by the reception my humor gets around here, I'd say it has to be leaded.



    New blog - Cloth dolls and character development. Updated March 29, 2015

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