Wait, you singed your book in a microwave? What kind of "microwave" is this, exactly? The pull-start kind?
Yes, I singed my book.
It now has two small perl sized holes in the cover.
Apparently there was metal or chemical, or something in the paint/printing that does not like the microwave.
~I saw two little trails of smoke after three seconds, when I looked in at my mug (sitting on top of it).
Thank goodness I did not leave the microwave to go do something else while I waited for my tea to heat.
And it was a modern microwave. It's only a year old.
*I have these moments. I don't know why, but I do. And they're not genius at all.
I want the genius moments.