Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip
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***moves comet....empties clip into tennis shoes.... pours goldfish into head-tied plastic bag....goes looking for RT's lost badgers.***
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I'm sorry... this is gibberish to me. But, I bet with a little punctuation, I might be able to discern what you're trying to say.
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Unless they are blood oranges, then they would need to be picked on Friday the 13th.
Other than that, I concur.
I'm sorry... this is gibberish to me. But, I bet with a little punctuation, I might be able to discern what you're trying to say.
Why in the world would you want do that and scare yourself out of six days growth that you might need to cross the border and get some applejuice to serve with porkchops rescued from the purple pig and all ?!!&.?
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"He wouldn't have noticed her at all if he had finished his last summersault. He put the drink down beside the table top and was rewarded by seeing three of her squinting at him.."
He lunged for the one on the right. That usually worked. Something went wrong and he found himself on his back staring up as she stood over him in her plaid mini-skirt. He knew why the Scots had quit wearing kilts.
.......Here badger badger badger...
The wisdom that told him that it was unwise to throw up while lying on his back came seconds too late. He wasn't going to be able to shave in the morning. She curled her lips and he repeated his mistake.
Hai, Jon-Boy.
But...you were waiting for that one, weren't you?
Badgers? We don't need no steenkin' badgers.
But...you were waiting for that one, weren't you?
Lions, and tigers, and badgers - oh my
No, not really. cray's the king of predictable humor.
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