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    I read it like that too, Fred!

    So you're not totally stoopid!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    I read it like that too, Fred!

    So you're not totally stoopid!

    actually, I think that means she's like double stupid...
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    Oh yeah.

    Good catch, super-C!

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    Yeah, well at least I know how to spell stoopit, loosers.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Did I miss the revolution?
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    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
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    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    Hey, look, everybody. It's Mary Kate and Ashley.

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    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK


    Did I miss the revolution?
    Meh.



    Hi Nina!




    Can I come to the beach? I'm frozen.
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Hey, look, everybody. It's Mary Kate and Ashley.
    Take.



    That.




    Back.




    Or you will die a thousand deaths.
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post


    Can I come to the beach? I'm frozen.

    *hands Cella the sunscreen*


    Of course
    Quote Originally Posted by Leukman View Post
    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    Take.



    That.




    Back.




    Or you will die a thousand deaths.
    I sense a tiny degree of dissatisfaction.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post

    Did I miss the revolution?
    Everyone is still having coffee...or applicable substitute.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Hey, look, everybody. It's Mary Kate and Ashley.
    Triplets?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post

    Can I come to the beach? I'm frozen.
    Breyer's new flavor...Cella mint chip.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    Take.



    That.




    Back.




    Or you will die a thousand deaths.
    Dude! You better do it. We don't have that many coffins!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Hey, look, everybody. It's Mary Kate and Ashley.

    OH! That was unkind.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.
    Quote Originally Posted by Other-Other Rob
    I think of children all the time.




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    Seagu!
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


    Goodreads

    I'm a friend of Foo Bat - join the club!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    OH! That was unkind.
    What?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
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    Sky isn't falling, ground is rising Del's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    Seagu!
    Parumpdra!!






    Wait, why does that instill an image of a snakey haired lady?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del View Post

    Wait, why does that instill an image of a snakey haired lady?
    Whoopie Goldberg?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
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    can anybody tell me what the hell this is and where the numbers came from?
    http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/


    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post


    can anybody tell me what the hell this is and where the numbers came from?
    There is a bowl on the times-table that is full of numbers. Just grab all you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post
    *hands Cella the sunscreen*


    Of course
    Thanks!
    *applies*

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I sense a tiny degree of dissatisfaction.

    Quote Originally Posted by Del
    Dude! You better do it. We don't have that many coffins!
    ha!! Right!

    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    OH! That was unkind.
    I know, right!?

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    What?
    ... That's it!
    Your ass is grass!!!




    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post


    ... That's it!
    Your ass is grass!!!





    She not froze now.

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    Psssst, del... Did I sound mean and stern and stuff? That's all I could come
    up with....
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    Psssst, del... Did I sound mean and stern and stuff? That's all I could come
    up with....

    Yeah, you went totally Rambo on him. He prolly peed himself.

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    Good, cuz it's time for my nap...
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    Good, cuz it's time for my nap...
    Being tough can take a lot out of you.

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    ** I never know where to stick these things in **
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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