Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

cray said:

that would have been good, pd, except the last thing should have been a pic of qw's avatar instead of the lighter.

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hee hee hee...

regdog said:

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You are entirely too enthusiastic about perve's day, Reg. Why have I not noticed this before?

Ya know, the coat room is only a few feet away.

cray said:

aren't you guys at all concerned that swachski called today, thursday, hump day?

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She said it was the day after hump day. But since I didn't get humped on hump day I'll second the motion to extend it the additional 24 hours. I was already dressed for it.

cray said:

"no," replied haggis, "he was dead when i took his head out of the vise."

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regdog said:

Ugh, that's just horrible. $100 dollars!!!!!!!!!!!

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How much was your beak job?

NinaK said:

*sigh*


Don't ya love a story with a happy ending?

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I...uh...Did you...am I...

Oh I get it. You are never out of the kitchen...all ready to fricase my carcass. Don't forget the capers.

MrWrite said:

I would have done it for $80.

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Touch me and what you draw back will be too short to sharpen.

parumpdragon said:

Morning guys - not backreading. Have no idea what's going on here, but hi.

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When has anything ever gone on here?

cray said:

haggis killed del.

that's what's going on here.



he should be punished!





who's with me!????

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Thanks Buddy.

Cella said:

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*Gets coffee from Cella* Thanks

cray said:

hello?


didn't anyone see my last post?

i thought we were going to, yanoo, rise up. fight the power.
stick it to the man. take it to the streets...old school.

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Dude! You are totally making me emo. That you would stand up for me in the face of all the opposition, the danger, the risk!! I don't know why everyone says you're a douche.

cray said:

should we start again?





ok.







*raises fist*
who's with me!????

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*Raises hand*

Isn't he awesome?

kayleamay said:

I have to drink my coffee before I can take part in any anarchist revolutions.

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True this.

Cella said:

SSSSHHHhhhhh!

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No Cella power to avenge the terrible wrong to seagullweagull?

kayleamay said:

Oh, right. POWER TO THE....

who are we fighting for again?

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Cella said:

I told SR to pm you about it, cray.

Did you fill out the appropriate forms? Be careful because they changed section C43.1.4

We'll need Jay to sign off on it, first too. Haggis can do it, but it'll need to be notarized within 48 hrs of submission.

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Always the bureaucracy.

Cella said:

Do we need anything from the office supply store for the revolt?

Cuz I'm gonna make a quick run.

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You could order some more of these buttons.

Wow - now that is a long post!

parumpdragon said:

Wow - now that is a long post!

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I try

Pump or pills?

let us know what you're talking about, Rob, and we'll be happy to respond.

*high fives cella*

Silent Rob said:

Pump or pills?

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It's still too cold for pumps. However there are a variety of sensible flat soled shoes that would look stunning on you.

Cella said:

let us know what you're talking about, Rob, and we'll be happy to respond.

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cray said:

*high fives cella*

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Del said:

It's still too cold for pumps. However there are a variety of sensible flat soled shoes that would look stunning on you.

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What?

But I...

*checks humour levels*

Yes! That was extremely funny!

Seriously, you didn't get it? I'll explain it. That always makes things funnier anyway!

Basically, I was asking Del how he achieved the long post that pd seems so keen on. Option 1 was by pump - swedish enlarging pump, most likely - and option two was by medical means, prolly purchased from a canadian pharmacy.

Geddit?

You can pm me to tell me how funny it was and stuff!

Silent Rob said:

What?

But I...

*checks humour levels*

Yes! That was extremely funny!

Seriously, you didn't get it? I'll explain it. That always makes things funnier anyway!

Basically, I was asking Del how he achieved the long post that pd seems so keen on. Option 1 was by pump - swedish enlarging pump, most likely - and option two was by medical means, prolly purchased from a canadian pharmacy.

Geddit?

You can pm me to tell me how funny it was and stuff!

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I've been waiting for a chance to use that one. Thank you for the un-funniness, Ginger.

Cella said:

let us know what you're talking about, Rob, and we'll be happy to respond.

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I take this back.

Cella said:

I take this back.

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Never take anything back from the muppet. Who knows what he's done with it already.

kayleamay said:

Never take anything back from the muppet. Who knows what he's done with it already.

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Great.


Now I have to throw out my slip'n slide

kayleamay said:

I've been waiting for a chance to use that one. Thank you for the un-funniness, Ginger.

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I like brit humor...

wait...I thought it said brat humor.

never mind.

Cella said:

Great.


Now I have to throw out my slip'n slide

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We might be able to save it. I have some acetone.

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Hey! I've see this before!

Aw, I miss slippin' and slidin'.

We totally need to have a cabaret Slip n' Slide party.

That's disgusting

This thread has inspired me. I have a very steep hill behind my house. It's covered with blackberries, but I have two machetes and three boys that could clear a path in a day or so, and my husband works for a geosynthetics company so the cost of materials at corporate theft rate is...*carries the one and divides by pi*... FREE.

This summer I'm going to have EXTREME SLIP n' SLIDE!

Woot!

Leave the blackberries and it'll REALLY be extreme slip-n-slide

Well, they are about nine feet tall. I suppose we could just carve a tunnel through the middle. What's a little scratch here and there, anyway?

kayleamay said:

This thread has inspired me.

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*holds microphone*

this is a never before seen incidence, folks.
Let's watch, as a cabbie regular actually loses her marbles...


*returns camera to upright position*

Okay, I figure there's about forty feet between the top of the slope (or cliff, as some call it) and the neighbors property line. I could put a giant net up to catch the kids before they fly into the neighbors yards.

I'm so on this.

kayleamay said:

I'm so on this.

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