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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    I don't think there are five chihuahuas on AW. Too many rat-dog bait traps.
    She doesn't look like a five chihuahua holder, anyway. Three tops.

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    I'm posting from my phone right now. RT, are you shrinking?
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    My eyes are up here, Kay.
    Metal suits are cold.

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    Excuses, excuses...
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.
    Quote Originally Posted by Other-Other Rob
    I think of children all the time.




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    Nope, nope, don't believe she's got five chihuahua's. I'll call.

    Full house, Dogs over Cats.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
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    My eyes are up here, Kay.
    Metal suits are cold.

    You have eyes?




    Hey, Qwitters! Did you see what I did there? I stole your line, just how you taught me! Are you proud? Of course you are. Chest bump? I learnded from the bestest.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    I am there?
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    I was thinking... merge.

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    *goes and finds a rock to hide under.
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Huh?
    A cute little bug :

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    I am there?
    Why is this a question? You mean you don't know? Did you allow QW to mix you one of his "special cocktails" again?















    teehee...cocktail....
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.
    Quote Originally Posted by Other-Other Rob
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    Because she's MIA? Did this thread merge with the answer a question with a question thread?
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

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    nope.
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kenthepen View Post
    Because she's MIA? Did this thread merge with the answer a question with a question thread?
    Do you think that's possible?
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.
    Quote Originally Posted by Other-Other Rob
    I think of children all the time.




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    GOOOOD Morning !!!!

    I Feel ... Stupendous !!!

    Good Morning Rumpy ... fell asleep watching Hockey last night
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    right in the middle of WTF
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    It's Pervesday today.
    My Blog-Updated on 10/9/14 An Open Letter To Hasbro

    Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilroy Cullen View Post
    Can someone tell me why Artee looks like a cross between Thomas the Tank Engine and a Go-bot?
    it's downright criminal.

    Love Sideswipe, there, Reg.
    I think your next Avvie should have Sunstreaker and Sideswipe fighting as a tag team against Starscream.
    Ohh, there's an idea
    My Blog-Updated on 10/9/14 An Open Letter To Hasbro

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    aren't you guys at all concerned that swachski called today, thursday, hump day? in what crazy upside down world is thursday called hump day? what's wrong with that guy?



    *schedules swachski for a 12 panel drug screen*

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    Maybe it is the middle of the week in her world or she's really into Pervsday
    Last edited by regdog; 02-16-2012 at 06:25 PM. Reason: This was cray's fault
    My Blog-Updated on 10/9/14 An Open Letter To Hasbro

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    don't blame me, reg. blame it on milli vanilli.

    side note, did you hear about del?

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    No, what's up with our favorite seagull
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    oh dear. well,...
    *ambles up on stage. turns on mic*
    you see, well, it seems that haggis bought him. he wanted a nice seagull as a pet. except that after several weeks of trying, haggis was unable to get it to speak a single word. in desperation he takes the bird to a vet for advice.
    the vet tells him that the seagull’s beak is too long which is preventing him from speaking. he says that he can file it down for $100.

    haggis thought that was rather expensive and wondered aloud if he could just file it down himself. the vet tells him that it is a very delicate procedure and must be done by a trained professional. if he does not file enough, the gull still won’t be able to talk, but if he files too much, the bird will drown while drinking his water.

    haggis decides to think it over and leaves with del.

    several weeks later, the vet happens to meet the haggis who is looking rather down. he inquires about del. haggis replies that his seagull is dead.
    "did you try to file his beak down yourself?" asked the vet.

    haggis nods his head.

    "and he drowned while trying to drink his water, right?"

    "no," replied haggis, "he was dead when i took his head out of the vise."

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