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    You'll owe her ten. You're next...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    You're next...
    that may work with the chicks like cray, rt, but not with me
    Grill me a cheese.

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    Yay, the bunneh is going to charge you at least double
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    That's disgusting
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    That's disgusting

    are you talking about regdog's penis-backed avatar?





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    Ooh, that stings. Angie's Avatar
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    I don't believe you.
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    cray watches kids on Netflix.
    Quote Originally Posted by Other-Other Rob
    I think of children all the time.




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    I heard there was $5 in here...
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    nurturing tomorrows criminals today PorterStarrByrd's Avatar
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    Just saw an e-harmony profile of a woman carrying something in the neighborhood of 4800 oz sitting on an undersized pony. She claims one of her passions is animal rights


    should I read on?
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Which neighborhood?
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    I heard there was $5 in here...
    Hell, if you are opened for business, I got...*counts* six dollars and thirty seven cents!

    Are pocket fuzzies worth anything?

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    Mmmmmm... bunny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    Just saw an e-harmony profile of a woman carrying something in the neighborhood of 4800 oz sitting on an undersized pony. She claims one of her passions is animal rights


    should I read on?
    There aren't anymore posts here to read and even if there were, would you really want to keep up with this thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Mmmmmm... bunny.
    Snuggling batteries and bunnehs? You perve
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    I think the bunneh is the perve. The kitty looks distressed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Snuggling batteries and bunnehs? You perve
    Patience. The Transformer transgression will happen soon enough.

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    Transformer Transgression sounds like the name of a bad rock band.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.
    Quote Originally Posted by Other-Other Rob
    I think of children all the time.




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    nurturing tomorrows criminals today PorterStarrByrd's Avatar
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    this e-harmonything can be very confusing and alter the every way your mind work when you wake in the morning and find new people to stalk that you or somebody else thinks you might like enough to cross the to find out that they are not what their profile or picture hinted that they might like maybe your next dream come true if you get there the firstust with the mostest and are not too scared to get out if your car where they live, and all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    this e-harmonything can be very confusing and alter the every way your mind work when you wake in the morning and find new people to stalk that you or somebody else thinks you might like enough to cross the to find out that they are not what their profile or picture hinted that they might like maybe your next dream come true if you get there the firstust with the mostest and are not too scared to get out if your car where they live, and all.
    They matched you up with Artee, did they?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Patience. The Transformer transgression will happen soon enough.
    I can't hear you LALALALALALA
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    this is all very disturbing.
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    Said the snoob.

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    I tried to join e-harmony before I got chained for life to Mr. Clean. They told me there were no compatible matches for me in North America.


    So I hit up craigslist instead.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

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    Ooh, that stings. Angie's Avatar
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    Oh, that's offensive.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.
    Quote Originally Posted by Other-Other Rob
    I think of children all the time.




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    You keep saying that. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    Said the snoob.
    Your av just isn't what I pictured when qW said he loved kitten....
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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