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    mmm....I'm hungry, suddenly.
    How bout a Babe Ruth?

    Madonna with meatballs?
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    Hugs Haggis

    Hugs Del

    Hugs Cella.

    Hugs Swach and Porter too.

    (sorry Robei, I don't know ya well enough yet )


    Limps off quietly and hopes to feel better tomorrow.
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    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Who's the guy in the wierd red hair ?

    Anyway .. It pushing sack time. Just stopped by to say goodnight to Rumpy

    Good night Rumpy my Goddess

    now I suppose I'll stop by Jelly's or Kelly's or whatever it is if I can find it and see if the food has improved any. Missed Mel's offerings tonight ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    you're not the first one he's mistaken for a guy, swachski...


    *ahem*
    Don't condemn him too badly. It's hard to get good eye care up there in the tundra.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    Good night Rumpy my Goddess
    Good night Porter my lurve.
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    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    Who's the guy in the wierd red hair ?
    Didn't you watch MIB II? That's Serleena.

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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    Good night Porter my lurve.
    You know that sounds like an infected body organ someone needs to remove, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    How can you tell, puppy?
    that's what's his nose is for.

    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae View Post
    Madonna with meatballs?
    oh, did you see that half-time show, too? A shame to see that...

    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    (sorry Robei, I don't know ya well enough yet )
    knowing him will only make it worse, PD.

    Quote Originally Posted by Del View Post
    Don't condemn him too badly. It's hard to get good eye care up there in the tundra.
    ha ha!
    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    Good night Porter my lurve.
    *pukes*


    Oh, hi PD
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post

    *pukes*


    Oh, hi PD

    Thanks. Now it's on my shoe.


    Hello to you too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Tater? That ain't all cilantro. I'm just sayin'.
    Nein? It's an herb, right?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    I already told her, Haggis.


    But still, I think Christmas trees should be in season all year long.
    I agree, Cella,

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrainofThought View Post
    Nein? It's an herb, right?

    I agree, Cella,
    Herb shmerb.

    But it doesn't matter. I'll still have some of what you're smoking.
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    Talking

    (opening "Haggis' Big Book of Schmerbs") Ah, here it is. Yeah, says you can smoke it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kenthepen View Post
    opening "Haggis' Big.
    Leave that to the ladies, Ken ..
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Herb shmerb.

    But it doesn't matter. I'll still have some of what you're smoking.
    *looks up shmerb in Urban Dictionary*

    Ah!

    It cracks me up that he sings and smokes
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ2aEqXyCz0

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    night guys
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    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Making one shocking post at 1 am
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    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TrainofThought View Post
    It's an herb, right?
    Herb

    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    Leave that to the ladies, Ken ..
    If you can find any.

    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    Making one shocking post at 1 am
    You should get completely out of the shower before posting.


    ETA: *Hacks PD's web cam - streams the feed.*
    Last edited by Del; 02-13-2012 at 04:39 PM.

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    Same goes for using the hairdryer.

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    Cookie: Cilantro. What in the cockamamie is cilantro? *picks up a head of lettuce* What is this?
    Helga: It's lettuce, Cookie. The men need the four basic food groups.
    Cookie: I got the four basic food groups. Beans, Bacon, Whiskey, and Lard!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Same goes for using the hairdryer.
    Certainly. Never dry and post simultaneously.











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    Otherwise the wit may be too dry and stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    Leave that to the ladies, Ken ..
    I knew that men preferred blonds, but ladies prefer... chihueys?

    *shudder*

    I think I might go back to playing Halo...
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    Mornin' All!

    I'm getting excited for my trip. Only 3 more days before I'm on a plane flying over the big pond.

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    straight shot or are you stopping in philly to yanno,...
    have an uppy downy before you go?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrainofThought View Post

    I'm getting excited for my trip. Only 3 more days before I'm on a plane flying over the big pond.
    Don't go sticking your head out the window. You could get it chopped off by a pole. And pee before you go. The pilot isn't going to pull over.

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