Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

or maybe just the top of your head


** runs like hell**

TrainofThought said:

I'm sure he'll find another cum back

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Cella said:

Back can be good.

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*snicker*

That's disgusting

Jaycinth said:

Oh you sweet-talker, you. I know better than to fall for your sweet-talking again. Again.

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Okay, I understand. Things didn't go so well the last time. Although, in my defense, that alpaca wasn't the friendliest of beasts and the petting zoo police could have been more understanding. Besides, parents shouldn't take their kids to places like that when they know other adults have been drinking. A lot.

Of course, I was planning to build your new office using these:



but I'll cancel the order until you've had time to think.

PorterStarrByrd said:

or maybe just the top of your head


** runs like hell**

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*sticks out foot and trips Porter House*

*Lights the grill*

Cella said:

*snicker*

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Mmm...

*starts up the deep fryer*

Yes, gets the oil...

Farmer takes the del!

Hi Ho (tee hee) the Merry Foe

The Farmer rings my bell!

high ho - is she on drugs?

Hula ho - is Polynesia

Ho down - is when your sister/cousin/Mother/friend - faints.

Woof. And also, growl.

Rolling Thunder said:

Okay, I understand. Things didn't go so well the last time. Although, in my defense, that alpaca wasn't the friendliest of beasts and the petting zoo police could have been more understanding. Besides, parents shouldn't take their kids to places like that when they know other adults have been drinking. A lot.

Of course, I was planning to build your new office using these:

but I'll cancel the order until you've had time to think.

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Suck up.

Angie said:

Woof. And also, growl.

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Damn, but you're hot, Angie.

*preens*

So, what's a girl gotta do around here to get a guy to offer her a drink?

Angie said:

*preens*

So, what's a girl gotta do around here to get a guy to offer her a drink?

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Steals Jay's-Artee's Jamison and pours it down Angie's throat.

Oh. I forgot. Ice cubes with that?

*gasp*
*choke*

Yeah, ice would be nice.

I've been forgotten.

*pours contents of two ice cube trays down Angie's mouth*

parumpdragon said:

I've been forgotten.

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Hey. Don't blame me. You used to be a Chihuey, but now....

...now I'm rockin' the chihuey look.

Haggis said:

Hey. Don't blame me. You used to be a Chihuey, but now....

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I see how it is.

parumpdragon said:

I see how it is.

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Four legs good. Two legs bad.

Jaycinth said:

Wow. That's pretty good, grasshopper.

Tasty too.

Smooth.

Like that silk that Gengis..... ahhh, silk. yeah it was..is a valuable trade....


AHEM...


There's another Jameson.... a legendary, special Jameson......


...that is immune to the advances of the Patron maddened gendarmes who, in maddened alpaca fornicating frenzies, swarm to certain seaside resorts. When the moon is full and the chihuahua is high, they will dance with drunken adults while their children are taken to the safety of the Mayan Temples in Argentina.

***hint hint***

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Jay, the Chihuahua is always high.

According to you all - nose up skirt really goooodd...

And I kilt a thread...