Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

thanks nina.

that's a pretty funny story. sort of.


classic.


also, for the record, it's a locker room. naked happens. i understand and have nothing against nakedness.


i think that these guys should join a nudest colony. it would meet their need to mill around naked, watch sportscenter, or do just whatever people do!

cray said:

nina? back me up here!







eta: klm, the mankini stays. it's non-negotiable.

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You're clearly too irrational to comprehend my logic.

*strips*
*jumps in pool*
*files toenails*

cray said:

hey porter, what do you do with 30 gallons of syrup? do you sell it?

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Nope...

make a lot of 2x4's

give quite a bit away (some it as rent to the guy who owns the land the trees are on)


Might have a few bottles with me next time I am in south Jersey ... usually carry a unaimed few bottles with me.

Speaking of naked ...

While I haven't gotten around the advent of clothing yet, I have just posted chapter 2 of the Concise History of the World on my blog.

**shamelessly points to ural in signature**

I have found that there is a strong correlation between the grossness of the personage, and their desire to wander around nekkid.

I myself am extremely reluctant to get nekkid at inappropriate times.

I often wear a toga in the locker room.

rob, i think you misinterpreted the towel-snapping incident between you and i last week.

srsly.

i meant nothing by it.

Silent Rob said:

I myself am extremely reluctant to get nekkid at inappropriate times.

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You seem to be hinting that there times and places where nudity is not apprpriate.

Thanks for heads up on what is evidently an updated policy.

I'll have to google that

I do NOT want to know what you boys do in the locker room. I am disturbed that the Cabaret even HAS a locker room.

cray said:

rob, i think you misinterpreted the towel-snapping incident between you and i last week.

srsly.

i meant nothing by it.

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But I will carry these scars for a lifetime!

PorterStarrByrd said:

You seem to be hinting that there times and places where nudity is not apprpriate.

Thanks for heads up on what is evidently an updated policy.

I'll have to google that

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Heads up?

Really, Porter.

You're not doing it right.

Angie said:

I do NOT want to know what you boys do in the locker room. I am disturbed that the Cabaret even HAS a locker room.

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Says the koala with no head!

Koala.



Srsly, have you been taking Porter's meds again?

i think not.



i mean,...look at his toga.

Please ignore the hats and coats that people have hung on me.

cray said:

rob, i think you misinterpreted the towel-snapping incident between you and ME last week.

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there, cray. It's fixed now.

But srsly, how do you expect us to take you srsly with typos and as such?

bite me, sap burner!

Angie said:

I do NOT want to know what you boys do in the locker room. I am disturbed that the Cabaret even HAS a locker room.

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It doubles as the kitchen.

*ding*


order up!

*sets kitchen on fire*.......*accidentally*


I just applied for an urgent care RN position. I think I need to do a sanity check. Is it normal to impulsively apply for jobs you're not even sure you want?

I move we close the locker room per Angie's request and stand around naked in the caberet (Her implied request)

kayleamay said:

I just applied for an urgent care RN position. I think I need to do a sanity check. Is it normal to impulsively apply for jobs you're not even sure you want?

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i do this all the time.

what it really is, is that I just like being asked so that I can say no, though.


is that how it is for you, too?

Yes. No. I don't know.

I don't want to give up my nursing license but I'm kind of sick and tired of taking care of people. And, this self-employment thing kind of scares the tarnation out of me sometimes. And, I feel like a shut-in because right now I work from my home office but when I was working as a nurse, being a shut-in sounded like the most wonderful thing in the world. AND, I have more time to write now, which I've been doing. BUT, I miss knowing that sizeable amounts of money would be deposited into my bank account every two weeks.

I'm just trying to figure out where the green grass grows.

kayleamay said:

I'm just trying to figure out where the green grass grows.

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Grand theft.

kayleamay said:

I'm just trying to figure out where the green grass grows.

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indeed.

I guess if they offer the job and I don't want it, I can just insist on being paid only in krugerrands.

mmm, cougars.