Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Just got a thrill. Came five feet from a rattlesnake and had to call the Fire Department to come and get it. Ah 70 degrees in the summer...

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Eek.


When I was a kid we went to Arizona to a ranch for vacation. My mother boots me out to get breakfast and when I went to step of the little porch there was a HUGE rattlesnake. I ran back to the room and my charming mother wouldn't believe me or let me back in until I got her breakfast.
 

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you should have brought the snake in for your mom to meet. ;)
 

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Now you tell me:D
 

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:D



and pd? they call january "summer" where you live?
 

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Just got a thrill. Came five feet from a rattlesnake and had to call the Fire Department to come and get it. Ah 70 degrees in the summer...

http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z460/parumpdragon/Asnake1.png

http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z460/parumpdragon/Asnake2.png
Just because it looks alittle bit like hose ... ?

There are much better things to with rattle snakes than call the fire department ..

... Hat band

.. Snake and eggs breakfast

.. store it in your bathtub ... they can't get out (gullibility check)

.. PM me for my ex-mother-in-law's mailing address (or just send it to her general delivery to Hell)
 

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when are you biling down the sap, cella?
i'm anxious to hear how your syrup turns out.

it's been biling a good part of the afternoon...I haven't tried it yet, but I did drink some of the sap. It's like thick water with a slight sweetness.


very refreshing on a summer day like today.





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you best start mixing up the batter for a pancake then....
 

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It be coming out of the trees here soon ... hope to get about thirty gallons of syrup again.

Nothing better is there Cella?
 

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:Wha: 30 gallons of sap or syrup?
gotta be sap, right?



and cella wouldn't know,...she's only got enough for half a pancake or so. my post above was designed to make her feel good about her production but now ,........forget it.
 

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you best start mixing up the batter for a pancake then....
yep! for in the morning! :D

It be coming out of the trees here soon ... hope to get about thirty gallons of syrup again.

Nothing better is there Cella?
I hope to find out pretty soon!



also, my kids think you're santa, Porter...
 

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:Wha: 30 gallons of sap or syrup?
gotta be sap, right?



and cella wouldn't know,...she's only got enough for half a pancake or so. my post above was designed to make her feel good about her production but now ,........forget it.


Nope .. that's syrup at abt 40-45/1. Season only last a couple of weeks so it a pretty busy time. and ... no, we don't cook it on the stove.


Cella .. don't tell everyone about the Santa thing. I'd just as soon have ten months off. Let the damned elves work all year round, I say. I've got some 2x4's to take care of.
 

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and pd? they call january "summer" where you live?

Okay - light Summer.

See, it never get that cold around here. Not usually. So the joke is that our seasons are : Summer, Summer, Summer, and tolerable. :D
 

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Nope .. that's syrup at abt 40-45/1. Season only last a couple of weeks so it a pretty busy time. and ... no, we don't cook it on the stove.


holy crap! cool.
you must have a serious operation over there!



send me some!
 

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Same Psychosis...different day.
I would have said "glue trap" but I'm old and I forgot what it was called.

You're just being extra curmudgeonly in case Mel wakes up today.

Eek.


When I was a kid we went to Arizona to a ranch for vacation. My mother boots me out to get breakfast and when I went to step of the little porch there was a HUGE rattlesnake. I ran back to the room and my charming mother wouldn't believe me or let me back in until I got her breakfast.


Wasn't the rattlesnake supposed to be breakfast?
 
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perhaps you have me confuzzled with someone other person or battery?
 

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That's it .. you're off Gabby's Santa's 'good' list. No milkbones or mint flavored TP for you.
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