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    did anyone else see how quickly and easily haggis caved in to my demands?







    i'm thinking about demanding a sammich.




    *scratches ass*

    does that feel good? who's a good doggie? who's a good doggie?
    you are, haggis! you are!

    *flips a milkbone to haggis*

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    did anyone else see how quickly and easily haggis caved in to my demands?







    i'm thinking about demanding a sammich.




    *scratches ass*

    does that feel good? who's a good doggie? who's a good doggie?
    you are, haggis! you are!

    *flips a milkbone to haggis*
    *reports post*
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    Quote Originally Posted by TrainofThought View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    True. That's why I don't use the bathrooms in this place.
    That's the only reason?

    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    *scratches ass*
    At least we know cray uses the washrooms here.

    *sends out mass email to Cabbies that reads, "Don't shake cray's hand, pip or anything else of his that reaches out to you."*

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    Warum bekomme ich bei ASS itch
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    Dang. The train derailed in Germany again.

    One of these days, they'll get this thing to Australia, but by then I'll miss the tennis...
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    How many reps does it take to push ones off the bottom? I've got a few I need to get rid of...
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    nobody will ever miss tennis


    .. the grits of the sports world. You can dress it up to look enticing but that's about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    You can dress it up to look enticing but that's about it.
    If'n I had a nickel for every time somebody's said that about haggis...

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    somebody believes that ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    If'n I had a nickel for every time somebody's said that about haggis...
    You'd have about five cents.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    If'n I had a nickel for every time somebody's said that about haggis...
    *reports post*
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    have you notice that this place seems to be becoming an international haven for lunatics?
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    no.

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    It's not what it used to be, is it?

    At one time, introducing oneself as a Cabbie held a certain cachet.

    Now it just makes people think you're canadian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilroy Cullen View Post
    How many reps does it take to push ones off the bottom? I've got a few I need to get rid of...
    Depends how many you need to get rid of or how big the ones you receive are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    It's not what it used to be, is it?

    At one time, introducing oneself as a Cabbie held a certain cachet.

    Now it just makes people think you're canadian.


    *UNSUBSCRIBES THREAD*

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    Unsubscribes thread from whom?
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    It may no longer be possible for Rob to walk that streets without looking over his shoulder for Canadians. A couple of them were looking over my shoulder when his post came up. They ran right out to their cabs ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    *UNSUBSCRIBES THREAD*
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    he's getting this haven mixed up with his collection of newsgroups
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    People actually pay attention to the news??!?!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    It's not what it used to be, is it?

    At one time, introducing oneself as a Cabbie held a certain cachet.

    Now it just makes people think you're canadian.


    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    *UNSUBSCRIBES THREAD*
    cray, did you move to Canada? Should I start saying things like, "eh...I'll call the Mounties on you?"

    ETA: My goodness. I guess I don't want to put a lot of work into it today. *reclines back*

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    tsk tsk, tot.

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