And I should start a thread and call it R1B1. (Raise one, boot one.)
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It takes a villiage....
...to hog tie any frikkin' 18 year old, and drag them out of the house where they imagine they've been comfortable for 18 years, and mount an effective and concerted perimeter defense to keep the 18year olds from returning, and they will, like a zombie swarm intent on nothing but your cable TV, refrigerator, and...dare I say it..YOUR BRAIN.
Seriously, have you heard zombies?
Everyone says they say 'brains'
but, they're actually saying 'Mom. Mom. Mom....
I suggest that you make frends with a realestate agent, list the house for sale-furnished, and move.
If you are lucky, they won't realize you are in Florida until they run out of clean clothes...and if they have jobs, they'll just keep buying the latest fashions, and never notice the stuff they wore last week isn't getting cleaned.
umm,...
*scratches back of neck*
have you guys noticed haggis's's huge bone?
i certainly have.
umm,...
*scratches back of neck*
have you guys noticed haggis's's huge bone?
i certainly have.
have you guys noticed haggis's's huge bone?
i certainly have.
Looks tasty!
ETA: my mother used to say that having children was like being pecked to death by a duck.
See, that wouldn't bother her if she were listening to Korn.
everyone likes tubesocks...Cella, are you hitting on me?
Again.
And the ducks in my neighborhood still keep wondering why protective services takes their eggs away.
ETA: My popcorn guy was supposed to go behind qw
ETA: My popcorn guy was supposed to go behind qw's post. Where it's at now just doesn't make sense.
Hey, I like fresh cream. Sue me.that's normally the milkman's station.
My daughter spends hours in her bedroom, listening to her iPod. When I call her to dinner, she doesn't respond. So, I open her bedroom door and call her again. She doesn't respond. I flicker the lights so she'll look up and I say, "DINNER!". Then she yells at me for startling her.
My daughter spends hours in her bedroom, listening to her iPod. When I call her to dinner, she doesn't respond. So, I open her bedroom door and call her again. She doesn't respond. I flicker the lights so she'll look up and I say, "DINNER!". Then she yells at me for startling her.
I think I'm going to adopt this behavior and use it on my boys.
My children used to, well, still do 'Tune In(to cable) Turn On (the Computer) and 'Drop Out' (of family meal plans)
Since I do not know how to cook efficiently for one person, I will make the meal and I will plate the meal and I will stand in the hall way at the appointed time of 7pm...which has not changed since I was born...and I will say, in my inside voice..
'dinner'
Then I...or actually, these days it is Brian and I, will eat a wonderful meal.
I then take the plates of the 'not shows' and I cover the with a ceramic bowl (kind of like thge way they used to send home chicken dinners from the church social, but I'm using the nice family plates and not paper plates...although.....)
I then stack the meals in the microwave.
Then I wait for the mirth which usually occurs about 8 pm.
'Mom, What's for dinner?'
"It's on the chart on the fridge" (yeah... I plan a month in advance and Hecate help anyone who trys to change my plans)
'Mom, are you cooking________ tonite?'
"Yep."
"When's Dinner?"
"7pm"
"It's 8 already!"
"Yep"
"What about dinner?"
"It was at 7. I put it in the microwave when you didn't come to the table"
"Oh"
....
Oh...and it gets better.....
They never come out of their rooms at the same time.
So, yeah.
When's dinner and....... stuff?