Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Angie · Oct 2, 2012

Shoot 'im instead.

kayleamay · Oct 2, 2012

Western? Does this mean I finally get to be a can-can dancer?

Haggis · Oct 2, 2012

Shoot whom?

Angie · Oct 2, 2012

I think you're missing an apo'stro'phe, Mar'shal.

Haggis · Oct 2, 2012

Angie said:
I think you're missing an apo'stro'phe, Mar'shal.

Thanks, ma'am.

*cough*

*spit*

s'h'o'o't' w'h'o'm'?'

Jaycinth · Oct 2, 2012

kayleamay said:
Western? Does this mean I finally get to be a can-can dancer?

You mean like in 'Gay Pa-ree'?

Shore nuff, ma'am. But watch yer sef. Don't be a kickin over none o' that whiskey. We gots loads mean, nasty ole varmints in here a' drinkin'. And that 'Prospector's Shack 18hunderet an... uh.... last week cost me a penny a gallon an I a ain't a gonna let ya waste a drop o' it with that fancy pantsy E-your-OH peein dancin.

Y' ken?

***western...????....hey...anybody got an ideee on how I can rustle up a couple o' copies o that Hollis Brown thingie???***

Haggis · Oct 2, 2012

Jaycinth said:
***western...????....hey...anybody got an ideee on how I can rustle up a couple o' copies o that Hollis Brown thingie???***

*spit*

eta: gots me a baby girl jepson in there somewheres

Angie · Oct 2, 2012

Haggis said:
Thanks, ma'am.

*cough*

*spit*

s'h'o'o't' w'h'o'm'?'

's better. And o' course I mean t' shoot cray.

Haggis · Oct 2, 2012

cray? cray? Is that the name of the battery whut done shot my paw?

Angie · Oct 2, 2012

Yessir, that's the yellow-bellied varmint.

cray · Oct 2, 2012

*spit*

kayleamay · Oct 2, 2012

I don't think that's his belly.

Angie · Oct 2, 2012

Well, he's sorta yeller all over.

parumpdragon · Oct 2, 2012

I'm just trouble today, in RL, in here... it's one of those days that isn't going my way :/

Haggis · Oct 2, 2012

Angie said:
Well, he's sorta yeller all over.

Angie · Oct 2, 2012

Haggis said:

Yeah, but replace the purdy yeller dog with...cray. THEN tell me you'd still shed a tear.

Haggis · Oct 2, 2012

Angie said:
Yeah, but replace the purdy yeller dog with...cray. THEN tell me you'd still shed a tear.

parumpdragon said:
I'm just trouble today, in RL, in here... it's one of those days that isn't going my way :/

There, there, PD. Just shoot cray and it will make it all better.

parumpdragon · Oct 2, 2012

Can I borrow the rifle then?

Haggis · Oct 2, 2012

parumpdragon said:
Can I borrow the rifle then?

You bet.

*hands PD the rifle*

See, cray, how everybody is anxious to do you in?

cray · Oct 2, 2012

YES!! but you have extree word on the end of your sentence there, pal.

*spit*

parumpdragon · Oct 2, 2012

*Hugs Cray, shoots self in the foot - hops away, carefully handing the gun back to Haggis...

ah yea, one of THOSE days

Haggis · Oct 2, 2012

I'ma lookin' fer the battery whut shot PD's paw.

regdog · Oct 2, 2012

He went, that way>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Angie · Oct 2, 2012

Haggis said:
I'ma lookin' fer the battery whut shot PD's paw.

What does that no-good, lily-livered, yeller-bellied rattlesnake's backside have agin' paws, anyway??

Haggis · Oct 2, 2012

He's jealous 'cause he ain't got none hisself, I reckon.

Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Shaddup and lemme think.

I'm on the phone.

Evil, undead Chihuahua

Shaddup and lemme think.

Evil, undead Chihuahua

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

Evil, undead Chihuahua

Shaddup and lemme think.

Evil, undead Chihuahua

Shaddup and lemme think.

Superior Life form

I'm on the phone.

Shaddup and lemme think.

I sometimes hiccup fire

Evil, undead Chihuahua

Shaddup and lemme think.

Evil, undead Chihuahua

I sometimes hiccup fire

Evil, undead Chihuahua

Superior Life form

I sometimes hiccup fire

Evil, undead Chihuahua

The Scavengers

Shaddup and lemme think.

Evil, undead Chihuahua