Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Would you like Skittles Vodka? You can really taste the rainbow...

Nah, but we'll be back. The Hounds are so friendly we'll have to stop in one more time before we wind up back home. Why not save it until then?

*takes booze inventory*



I think we're going to need a liquor store run.

Arms and legs inside?

It's too late. I don't know how to stop this thing.

We have arrived.

Order up. I'm hungry and the staff is getting hostile.

I think that waitress is winking at you.

I like that the Muppet is stuck outside, gazing longingly in at us.

They threw him out



when he asked for a veggie burger.

Angie said:

I like that the Muppet is stuck outside, gazing longingly in at us.

Click to expand...

NinaK said:

They threw him out

when he asked for a veggie burger.

Click to expand...

Then he deserved to be tossed.

NinaK said:

I think that waitress is winking at you.

Click to expand...

That's no waitress, that's PD.

My bad.



The one with the pink polyester dress and mustache must be ours.

I think you're right. Unless she's a hanger on from the Horror forum.

NinaK said:

The one with the pink polyester dress and mustache must be ours.

Click to expand...

Who, QW? I dunno that I'd necessarily claim him as OURS, but I suppose he does hang around here a lot...

Awww, geemogetti!

Who left the back door open and let this lot o' flies in?!?

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

Awww, geemogetti!

Who left the back door open and let this lot o' flies in?!?

Click to expand...

Exqueeze me, madam, but would you mind sending a server over here? My fellow travelers and I require sustenance.

Some food wouldn't be bad either.

I hear you cook in here.

We shore do, sugar.

You name it... we cook it. Cat-head biscuits. Chili. BBQ. Filet. Brown beans. Lasagna. All manner of sauces, gravies, soups, and stews.

I think... IIRC... we even have a recipe or two for... haggis.

We're in Now We're Cookin"? That's excellent! I'm starved. I had two glasses of wine, but I didn't eat, and my date was nice enough that I felt bad about slaughtering and eating him. Besides, he has two kids, and they might miss him.

But now I'm going to make myself a bacon/avocado sandwich. Unless maybe OFG wants to give me some of the food in her post. The chili or lasagne would be particularly welcome.

We could do a mish-mash, Cassandra... ever had fried chihuahua? Someone told me it tastes like squirrel.

ETA: Oh! Wait! This bus is for the Comedy Cabaret, isn't it? I got it confused with the Horror Hounds! How 'bout some pizza?

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

We could do a mish-mash, Cassandra... ever had fried chihuahua? Someone told me it tastes like squirrel.

Click to expand...

Why, I never have. What do you serve it with? I'm thinking pan gravy and grits.

Or maybe chilled and festooned with cilantro.

I'm one of those folks who's genetically disgusted by cilantro... Italian flat-leaf parsley is the only way to go. With a splash of lemoncelo - really brightens up the gamey taste.

GAH!

eta: GAH to the cilantro. Don't mind the parsley, Ol' Broad.

Too much cilantro makes stuff taste like soap.

Haggis said:

GAH!

eta: GAH to the cilantro. Don't mind the parsley, Ol' Broad.

Click to expand...

You do, of course, realize we're talking about garnishing you, yes?

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

You do, of course, realize we're talking about garnishing you, yes?

Click to expand...

He might not mind. He is, after all, an undead horror hound.

So he's like a phoenix. kinda. we eat him, regurgitate him, and he's born all over again.

Oh, lausy! Will you just look at the time? We close in ten minutes!

Or should I say my eyes close in ten minutes? It's already past my bedtime... you folks have fun and when you leave, turn out the lights and don't forget to lock the front door, okay?

Just put the key under the 'Welcome' mat.

And don't forget to take the entre' Haggis with you!

Come back, y'all! You're welcome anytime!

And anybody else got 'Mr. Rooter' ads at the top of the page?!?