Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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*smacks Kelly*

*sighs sentimentally*

Can it beeeeee that it was all so simple then, or has tiiiiiiiime rewritten every liiiiiiiiiiiine?
 

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It was just one of those things,

Just one of those crazy things.

One of those bells that now and then rings.

Just one of those things.
 

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...we'd a been aware
that this loooooooooove affaaaair
was too HAWT
NAWT
to coooool dooooown
 
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Maybe I should have saved
Those left-over dreams
Funny, but here's that rainy day.

Here's that rainy day
They told me about
And I laughed at the thought
That it might turn out that way.
 

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*wipes away a tear*

Now my heart's antiseptic
Since you moved out of there
 
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Mairzy doats and dozy doats
And liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
 

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It's quarter to three
There's no one in the place
Except you and me.

So, set 'em up, Joe.
Got a little story
You ought to know.

We're drinking, my friend
To the end
Of a brief episode

So make it one for my baby
And one more for the road.
 

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Oh bah bah bah nop do bo de do
bah bah bah nop do bo de do
And do bo bo bah bah bah nop do bo de do


*looks up; sees Haggis has switched moods on her again (why they got divorced in the first damn place)*


My old heart ain't gaaaaaaiinin' nooo ground
Because my angel eyes ain't here
 
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Are we contributing wedding reception songs?

*grabs mic*
*clears throat*

Oh, Senor Don Gato was a cat,
On a high red roof Don Gato Sat.
He was there to read a letter,
Meow, meow, meow,
Where the reading light was better,
Meow, meow, meow
T'was a love note for Don Gato

*dodges tomato*

"I adore you," wrote the lady cat.
She was fluffy, white and nice and fat.
There was not a sweeter kitty,
Meow, meow, meow,
In the country or the city,
Meow, meow, meow,
And she said she'd wed Don Gato

*dodges folding chair*
*catches flower vase in left hand*
*catches flowers in right hand*
*rearranges flowers and throws them back*

Oh, Don Gato jumped so merrily,
He fell offf the roof and broke his knee,
Broke his ribs and all his whiskers,
Meow, meow, meow
And his little solar plexus,
Meow, meow, meow,
"Ay Carumba!" cried Don Gato.

*assembles plexi-glass wall for protection*

Well, the doctors all came on the run,
Just to see if something could be done,
And they held a consultation,
Meow, meow, meow,
About how to save their patient,
Meow, meow, meow,
How to save Senor Don Gato!


*moves to Mexico*
*phones in next verse*

But in spite of everything they tried,
Poor Senor Don Gato up and died.
Oh, it wasn't very merry,
Meow, meow, meow,
Going to the cemetary,
Meow, meow, meow,
For the end of poor Don Gato.

*changes name*
*dyes hair*
*clears throat again*

As the funeral passed the market square,
Such a smell of fish was in the air,
Though the funeral was slated,
Meow, meow, meow,
He became reanimated,
Meow, meow, meow
He came back to life, DON GATO!


THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!
 

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*gives kayleamay a standing ovation*

*weeps more happy tears*

What a beeeeeyoootiiful serenade! Oh, this really is the perfect honeymoon!

Er...divorce.

Er...

Haggis, where'd we leave off? I lost track.
 

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*cowbell solo*
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