Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Can anyone tyell me what this is?

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That's because those were the droids you were looking for
 

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*settles into rocking chair, picks up knitting*

You know the trouble with newbies today? No initiative, that's what.

Now, when I was a newbie, I leapt into that chair to be electrocuted. I got right in line for qW to molest me. I practically begged Haggis and Reg to shmoo me. I humbly studied the back posts to learn the inside jokes. And when I still couldn't figure them out, dammit, I asked! I still don't understand half of them, but do you hear me complaining?

But where's that kind of initiative nowadays? Kids today expect everything to be handed to them. They think the rest of us should go out of our way to duct tape them and force them into the chair. To shmoo them for no reason at all. To talk to them politely about whatever cockamamie subject they want to introduce. To bring them evil donuts for nothing.

I mean, what's this forum coming to? Amirite?

Cray's right. CassandraW you are the New Girl. Forever and always.
*places tiara on CW's head*
*bows head in defeat*
Alas, my ass kissing skills are not as advanced as yours. I fall asleep in the chair. I hiss and bite molesters. I don't understand the term shmoo, but it sounds tasty. I'm too lazy to study all back posts, and if I don't get a joke, I roll with it. And all this talk of evil donuts is just making me hungry... *wonders if shmoo is type of glace on donuts*
*bows before New Girl, then gets distracted and heads out*
 

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We have muffins?!?!?!
 

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I operate on 2nd hand information regarding faux escargo. All of the slugs I have around have been marinated in petrol. Haven't tried Slug Flambe yet.
 
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