Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Silent Rob

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cray, haggis, qW...homeboys. I have a question of etiquette that I hope you may be able to help me with.

If a lady demands that you provide her with a slip and slide in the back garden, is it appropriate to giggle?
 

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cray, haggis, qW...homeboys. I have a question of etiquette that I hope you may be able to help me with.

If a lady demands that you provide her with a slip and slide in the back garden, is it appropriate to giggle?
Only after you've purchased the bacon lube.
 

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cray, haggis, qW...homeboys. I have a question of etiquette that I hope you may be able to help me with.

If a lady demands that you provide her with a slip and slide in the back garden, is it appropriate to giggle?

Shuddup, Rob! I told you I only asked because I thought you were my husband!
 

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cray, haggis, qW...homeboys. I have a question of etiquette that I hope you may be able to help me with.

If a lady demands that you provide her with a slip and slide in the back garden, is it appropriate to giggle?

Is there a large sheet of plastic out there and a hose?

If not - giggle away.
 

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*ambles up to gilroy*
*pours a fresh cup of coffee*
*sip*

so,...what's the deal today? i know we have the revolution on the schedule but that shouldn't take too long.
what else can we do today?

I hear its the day the guys grovel to beg forgiveness of the wonderful ladies that stop by every day.

How's the laundry turning out? My socks were really dirty.

The coffee pot is back in the kitchen with Mel. I emptied it earlier.
 

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Yah.

A hose!

*giggles*

That reminds me.

Reg?

I have another important question that I need to ask you about transformers.

Is there one that transforms from a hose into a sausage?

And was it sitting on your shoulder yesterday?
 

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I hear its the day the guys grovel to beg forgiveness of the wonderful ladies that stop by every day.


How's the laundry turning out? My socks were really dirty.

The coffee pot is back in the kitchen with Mel. I emptied it earlier.

My apologies, Gilroy Cullen. I totally ignored your post, which was rude of me.

Mel says the emptying was good for him too.
 

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:hi: swatchskiekwieswatheis!
 

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Aaaaas


Yoooooouuuu


Wiiiiiiiiisssh!
 

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*shakes cray, turns him over*

Cray, you lucky...

after we get our cigars we move to the jungle and that's pretty much it, i guess. :Shrug:

I believe you have lost sight of your original focus.

Wow, this thread is getting more perverted. Didn't think that could happen.

And I thought you knew us by now.

It's theme day!
puppy.jpg


It's a sleeping puppy, perverts.

His name is Fluffy :)

Awwwwe.


Awwwwe.
 

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And I thought you knew us by now.

Does anyone ever really know anyone? Especially here. :D:D:D





*ANd I thought there was a limit to what one could say outside password-protected threads. Apparently I was mishtaken - in here at least :D ;)
 

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That's disgusting (looks like I can plug that in pretty near anywhere)

I've been working on my next blog this morning so I've some back reading to do, but at last check it seemed that the atmosphere was about right that I could ask you all if the following paragraph seems appropriate in mixed company to include in said blog,

High on the list of evil philosophies was that God put across the land all manner of animals for the purpose than man could hunt, kill, eat, and, in one manner or another mount them. While that is not in itself a bad concept it played poorly into the happenstance that for every philosophy there is an anti-philosphy. This time it resulted in vegetarianism, demonstrated most vulgarly in the addition of cilantro into food
 

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Zerp!

I missed Pervs Day!!!


***pulls out bottle of Grey Goose, empties it into 750ml tumbler. pulls out glass cutter, turns bottle into bong.***


***...looks around...***

What...it's 'Fried-day' isn't it?


***chugs Goose, chases it with Jameson, tops it off with 'Pineapple Express'***




Don't worry, I'll get there.
 

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Zerp!

I missed Pervs Day!!!


***pulls out bottle of Grey Goose, empties it into 750ml tumbler. pulls out glass cutter, turns bottle into bong.***


***...looks around...***

What...it's 'Fried-day' isn't it?


***chugs Goose, chases it with Jameson, tops it off with 'Pineapple Express'***




Don't worry, I'll get there.


*Sits within reach of Jay*
 

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***...looks around...***

What...it's 'Fried-day' isn't it?

I thought you wrote 'Fred-day' and I was all like, "Wow! I get a whole day! A.W.E.S.O.M.E."

Then I re-read. Now, I have nothing to live for.
 
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