Haggis is especially sensitive about the way wiminz respond to his arch enemy, Cass. All I did is say hi to Huggis once and Haggis wouldn't so much as sniff me for a whole week.
Oh, Cella.
I've been such a fool.
It's just...well, Haggis was spending all his time with his golf clubs, and gawking at pictures of Jessica Alba, and dressing up in my outfits. I thought maybe I'd make him a little jealous, that's all. Ya know, just to get his attention. And then along came Huggis with his sweet-talking reppies about checking out his saber...when all the time he just wanted me to swab the deck. Well, I knew right away I'd made a mistake. I didn't so much as yar at him, I swear. But my dear Haggis will never, never believe that.
You don't know what you've got until it's gone.
ETA:
*Sniff sniff*
Maybe a new dress will cheer me up.