Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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This could develop into a serious problem y'all.

Poor klm has been bitten by a ravenous spider. Injecting it's poisonous fangs into her boob! The swelling could literally get so bad that a third boob could form and....

*calls guinness world records*

*waits for swelling*

This could get interesting!

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But think of the money guinness will pay you---and haven't ya ever hear of going bra-less!!!

*sets up fire pit for bra burning*
 

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I've got a couple of spares that might do the job. Got 'em in Philadlphia, where they are fairly common.
 

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I think I have a spider bite...on my boob. :eek:

If I'm not around much today it's because I'm staring at my boob and looking for symptoms of nectrotizing fasciitis.



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No I had my mouth around cheese steaks and hoagies ... definitely not related to a triple barrel sling shot or its ammo. About the only thing they have in common is Philadelphia.

Do I LOOK like I need one of those things?
 

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so,...are we going to do this examination or what, klm?



if my research is correct, i should be in the office in my doctor outfit reading a chart.

then you come in, tell me about your spider bite, bla bla bla bla,...

and then i put the chart down and take off my glasses to begin the examination.
there.
in the office.
 

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No I had my mouth around cheese steaks and hoagies ... definitely not related to a triple barrel sling shot or its ammo. About the only thing they have in common is Philadelphia.

Do I LOOK like I need one of those things?
You LOOK like what you need is to have your head held underwater for about half an hour.
 

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so,...are we going to do this examination or what, klm?



if my research is correct, i should be in the office in my doctor outfit reading a chart.

then you come in, tell me about your spider bite, bla bla bla bla,...

and then i put the chart down and take off my glasses to begin the examination.
there.
in the office.

Well, since you seem to know what you're doing...

 

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don't you read the information posted in the men's room?

carole has been around, porter.
i mean, like, way around.
:D

I'm so telling her you said that, and she's gonna do something to you. Or something.

Well, since you seem to know what you're doing...



*blink*

Oh, it's Tuesday again, is it?
 

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Looks pretty normal.


no. no,..haggis,...if you look really really closely you can see a mark above the boobs. on the left shoulder.
yep. that must be the spider bite because otherwise everything looks normal.
 

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Oh, yeah. I see what you mean. Silly me.

But I still say one is bigger than the other.
 

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Oh, yeah. I see what you mean. Silly me.

But I still say one is bigger than the other.

Nah, it's just that the one in the middle is shaped differently. and has teeth. They're all about the same size, I think.
 

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klm is right. ng1.
and let's don't hurt her feelings about it even though she killed this shit out of this thing.
 

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Hey, guys. Something I've been wondering. I can't be the only person who's ever been new here, right? And I think you're sending me the clear message that it's impossible to get rid of the New Girl label. So here's my question -- why aren't there a dozen or so New Girls running around the place? Why am I not NG13 or 14?


*finds stack of headless corpses wearing NG1 tshirts*

*turns pale*

*pulls sword out of thigh holster, looks around for NG2*


There. Can. Be. Only. One.
 
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