C'mon, that was an obvious ploy, even for you.
I'm serious about the Spider-Man television series BTW - without it, we wouldn't have Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, or the various color coded team series which originated in Japan to create that. And it was the first show with giant robots beating the hell out of each other on a regular basis. It's a key moment in Japanese television.
I mailed (as in postal) my viking SF story out to a magazine (and given there's pretty much only one SF&F mag that still only takes postal subs... you can guess which one I mean).
Good luck.
Makes me feel like I'm in the movie Office Space.
I don't have it yet, but I know where I can get my hands on a red stapler.