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    Quote Originally Posted by slcboston View Post
    Anytime you ladies want to stop trying to "help" me, I'd be fine with that. Really I would.

    *watches nascent career in politics burst into pretty, pretty flames before it even starts*

    What? We're talking about clearing the roads of snow. Pfft. Dirty minded old perv... :P

    Also have you ever made so many innuendos that everything starts to sound sexual? Not that... this is happening to me... right now... *ahem*
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    "Bos: vote for him or he'll smash you in the face with a skillet"

    Too aggressive?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychomacologist View Post
    What? We're talking about clearing the roads of snow. Pfft. Dirty minded old perv... :P
    The moment 10 felt the need to break out the angel wings that argument went down in flames.

    Much like my political career if I had to rely on you folks.



    Quote Originally Posted by Psychomacologist View Post
    Also have you ever made so many innuendos that everything starts to sound sexual? Not that... this is happening to me... right now... *ahem*
    This happens to Cobra a lot.

    Just him, mind you. Not any of the rest of us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jallenecs View Post
    "Bos: vote for him or he'll smash you in the face with a skillet"

    Too aggressive?
    Slightly, yes.


    Though I do refer to my large cast iron skillet as coming in the "spouse killer" size.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychomacologist View Post
    Pfft. Sell out finally able to pay electrical bill!
    Fixed it for ya.



    Quote Originally Posted by Psychomacologist View Post
    Btw Cobra I hope you are noting down all these Bos slogans in the quote book.

    And I hope we get to see the complete quote book one day.
    Maybe and maaaayyyybeeee....
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    ? I am confused. Who is Bos?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychomacologist View Post
    Also have you ever made so many innuendos that everything starts to sound sexual? Not that... this is happening to me... right now... *ahem*
    This

    Quote Originally Posted by slcboston View Post
    The moment 10 felt the need to break out the angel wings that argument went down in flames.

    And this.

    Quote Originally Posted by slcboston View Post
    This happens to Cobra a lot.

    Just him, mind you. Not any of the rest of us.

    And-and this.
    Quote Originally Posted by 10trackers View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alessandra Kelley View Post
    ? I am confused. Who is Bos?
    Our very own slcboston who took 43rd place in the Iowa caucus last night. Just a hair behind a stuffed squirel named "Roger" and three pounds of Jarlsburg cheese!

    Good job, Mr. Future President!*




    *not to be confused with Mr. Future Girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CobraMisfit View Post
    Maybe and maaaayyyybeeee....
    *launches Freedom of Information request to get access to the Quote Book of Doom*

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    Quote Originally Posted by slcboston View Post
    Much like my political career if I had to rely on you folks.
    What are you talking about? This stuff is GOLD! Gold I tell you!
    "Artists use lies to tell the truth."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alessandra Kelley View Post
    ? I am confused. Who is Bos?



    *sigh*

    Cast aside on the woodpile of history so soon.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by CobraMisfit View Post
    Our very own slcboston who took 43rd place in the Iowa caucus last night. Just a hair behind a stuffed squirrel named "Roger" and three pounds of Jarlsburg cheese!
    In my defense, the squirrel was much more telegenic, and the cheese appealed to the dairy farmer contingent. All things considered, I think 43rd was respectable.

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    I've decided it's not fair. Why is it that England has the best humorous novelists? First it's Terry Pratchett, then Jonathan Howard and Toby Frost.

    I want to write funny stuff like they do! I cry foul!
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    Quote Originally Posted by slcboston View Post
    This was quite good.

    I may have to reconsider exiling you.

    *was never really concerned*

    You and I both know I have a rare set of skills that will be needed in the coming zoombee apoxylips.



    I'm referring to beekeeping, of course. We gonna be needin' some honey when we're running from the undead.
    Quote Originally Posted by 10trackers View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by jallenecs View Post
    I've decided it's not fair. Why is it that England has the best humorous novelists? First it's Terry Pratchett, then Jonathan Howard and Toby Frost.

    I want to write funny stuff like they do! I cry foul!
    Hey now.... we had/have:
    • Nathaniel Benchley: father of the Jaws guy and quite funny
    • Mark Twain: acerbic, but still funny when he wanted to be
    • David Sedaris: tends to be mostly auto-biographical, but still counts
    • Dave Barry: former columnist, who has written books that were even made into movies


    We can be funny, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychomacologist View Post
    *launches Freedom of Information request to get access to the Quote Book of Doom*

    *request wobbles on take-off and then slams into the ocean*

    Darn you, Lowest Bidder!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CobraMisfit View Post
    I'm referring to beekeeping, of course. We gonna be needin' some honey when we're running from the undead.
    Of course we will. Doubles as a quick boost of energy, and as a road hazard to leave behind and slow them down. Further.

    There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amergina View Post
    Morning... *thud*
    And a Good Morning Thud to you as well!
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    Quote Originally Posted by slcboston View Post
    Dave Barry: former columnist, who has written books that were even made into movies
    Have all his stuff and it's a riot. Occasionally I'll re-read Big Tr0uble for a good laugh.
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    I disappear for an hour and come back to a page full of messages. Sorry to see SLC's political career on the skids already, the slogans were really going well there for the first few words.

    Quote Originally Posted by jallenecs View Post
    I've decided it's not fair. Why is it that England has the best humorous novelists? First it's Terry Pratchett, then Jonathan Howard and Toby Frost.
    Now you see, if I may make a suggestion this is where you're going wrong.

    I want to write funny stuff like they do! I cry foul!
    If you'd have cried fowl, we'd all be in stitches. Twist those words I tell you, twist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CobraMisfit View Post
    And a Good Morning Thud to you as well!
    I just need some more coffee. Then I will thud no more.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychomacologist View Post
    Pfft. Sell out!

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