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    Coffee Coffee Work Coffee AW Moderator amergina's Avatar
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    Ace! Donuts! Yum!

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    Guys,

    I bought the new Justin Beiver song because the music is so catchy!

    *Hangs head in shame*

    Also I have to take one of the dogs to the vet tomorrow to figure out what the crap is wrong with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tjwriter View Post
    Also I have to take one of the dogs to the vet tomorrow to figure out what the crap is wrong with him.
    It's cuz you bought the new Justin Bieber song.

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    I also bought some Billy Idol.

    My music collection is so WTF.

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    Yes, but did they teach you anything?
    They taught me that they don't understand anything about comics or bondage. Actually, I kind of figured.

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    BWAHAHAHAHA!

    I mean, "Oh, how awkward."
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    How's things been in here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AceTachyon View Post
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    *checks thread*

    Did I just walk into the Caberet?
    No, I see the dong garden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tjwriter View Post
    I also bought some Billy Idol.

    My music collection is so WTF.
    My girlfriend calls my collection "eclectic."
    (Okay, so I have Britney, Metallica, the Rogues, Disturbed, Cobra Starship, Enigma, Black Crows, and SR-71 on my favorites list.)

    But no Beiber...
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    I hated the Beiver's previous songs, but the music on this one is really pretty good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tjwriter View Post
    I hated the Beiver's previous songs, but the music on this one is really pretty good.
    what's the song?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tjwriter View Post
    I hated the Beiver's previous songs, but the music on this one is really pretty good.
    MrBugz would be annoyed I shared, but he secretly rocks out to the Beebs too. Much to my sadness and head-shaking.
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    *dances around the room*

    Ace is back! Ace is back! Ace is back!

    Things are going to get interesting now!

    *dances away*
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    Quote Originally Posted by jallenecs View Post
    *dances around the room*

    Ace is back! Ace is back! Ace is back!

    Things are going to get interesting now!

    *dances away*
    And for the record, "sans pants/no pants" does not mean "starkers from the waist down."

    It means "only boxer briefs."

    Just sayin'....

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    Quote Originally Posted by AceTachyon View Post
    And for the record, "sans pants/no pants" does not mean "starkers from the waist down."

    It means "only boxer briefs."

    Just sayin'....

    Damn! And here all this time, I was imagining a crazed writer with an indiana jones hat, a Star Wars t-shirt, a kilt (commando, of course), and motorcycle boots.

    Way to kill my fantasies, dude!

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    So just back from my spy lecture to find Ace has returned. I had two free coffees and three free muffins. I will be high on sugar and caffiene for the next few hours. Maybe I should turn the WP on and see what happens.

    Anyway, it was a really good lecture and I'd tell you all about it but then I'd have to shoot you. *Old, but still has mileage*
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    Quote Originally Posted by jallenecs View Post
    Damn! And here all this time, I was imagining a crazed writer with an indiana jones hat, a Star Wars t-shirt, a kilt (commando, of course), and motorcycle boots.

    Way to kill my fantasies, dude!

    You're confusing me with Doctor Jericho.

    Only he doesn't wear a kilt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AceTachyon View Post
    You're confusing me with Doctor Jericho.

    Only he doesn't wear a kilt.

    Don't bother me with facts! I've already made up my mind!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jallenecs View Post
    Don't bother me with facts! I've already made up my mind!
    I mean yes, he wears a kilt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hillaryjacques View Post
    what's the song?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tifferbugz View Post
    MrBugz would be annoyed I shared, but he secretly rocks out to the Beebs too. Much to my sadness and head-shaking.
    Just Boyfriend. I don't like any of his other stuff so far. Most of it is annoying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tjwriter View Post
    Just Boyfriend. I don't like any of his other stuff so far. Most of it is annoying.
    Hmm.

    All I hear is Timbaland (which is good)...and a 12 year old boy telling me he's going to take me places I ain't never been befoe (which is creepy, and also unlikely).

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    Perhaps that why I like the music so much and am very meh about the lyrics. It really doesn't sound like Beiver Fever.

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    My stepdad has put my turtle and a lovebird in a cage together. I'm scared of the outcome!
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    Quote Originally Posted by maxmordon View Post
    My stepdad has put my turtle and a lovebird in a cage together. I'm scared of the outcome!
    Isn't that how you get turtledoves?






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    "Oh, you canít help that," said the Cat. "Weíre all mad here. Iím mad. Youíre mad."
    "How do you know Iím mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldnít have come here.Ē

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    Quote Originally Posted by aliwood View Post
    She's your wife. Why would she pay? *Hides*
    Because I'm good and tired?

    Quote Originally Posted by tjwriter View Post
    Perhaps that why I like the music so much and am very meh about the lyrics. It really doesn't sound like Beiver Fever.
    This is one reason I'm glad I live in Japan. It is easy to avoid certain things. I can honestly say that I don't think I have ever heard a Justin Beiber song. I do have students who are fans, but I've never heard a song.

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