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    Quote Originally Posted by hillaryjacques View Post
    I have to "interview" my character for a guest blog. I haven't the slightest idea of where to start. *pokes word doc*
    Pick a position that you're sure will annoy the character. Anything works, just pick something you know they'll get huffy about and want to argue with you.

    It will annoy your character and get them talking, from there it should flow nicely. Depending on the character of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAMueller View Post
    You're having to come up with the interview questions and character responses? Odd.
    I thought so as well. We'll see. I can do something else; that was just the suggestion.

    Quote Originally Posted by Debio View Post
    Pick a position that you're sure will annoy the character. Anything works, just pick something you know they'll get huffy about and want to argue with you.
    She's not exactly the huffy type. Huffy (uppercase), maybe.



    So the 3 year old - when he was supposed to be in bed - dismantled the baby monitor, snuck out of his room, accessed my computer, googled himself, opened the app store and tried to buy a snowboarding game, then threw away a couple of the files on my desktop.

    Two words: Baby. Stewie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hillaryjacques View Post
    I thought so as well. We'll see. I can do something else; that was just the suggestion.



    She's not exactly the huffy type. Huffy (uppercase), maybe.



    So the 3 year old - when he was supposed to be in bed - dismantled the baby monitor, snuck out of his room, accessed my computer, googled himself, opened the app store and tried to buy a snowboarding game, then threw away a couple of the files on my desktop.

    Two words: Baby. Stewie.
    For the character, yeah, that method doesn't work well with the quieter types.

    As for the 3 year old, I'm sorry but....



    I thought my kid was smart. I to the three year old in your home, and I offer in the hopes that his diabolicalness does not infect my kid. Just think, you only have, oh a minimum of 15 years more of this.

    All my kid does is take the cordless phone apart, or take pictures with my cell. So far.

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    *enters Cantina, shuffling like z-word* urgh.


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    Morning cantinas

    Looks like we need a lot of these.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fenika View Post
    *enters Cantina, shuffling like z-word* urgh.
    oh, was that you Fenika? um, Sorry? Here, have some coffee.

    No, those burns don't look that bad, really.

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    Oh no! You fried Fen!

    Fen, Fen are you ok?

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    For the love of all that's holy, please, SOMEBODY come shoot me now. I'd do it myself, but I'm hurting too bad to reach the shotgun.

    Okay, if you won't do that, pour me some wine or something. Vodka may not be in the physician's desk reference, but, as I recall, it's a terrific muscle relaxer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jallenecs View Post
    For the love of all that's holy, please, SOMEBODY come shoot me now. I'd do it myself, but I'm hurting too bad to reach the shotgun.

    Okay, if you won't do that, pour me some wine or something. Vodka may not be in the physician's desk reference, but, as I recall, it's a terrific muscle relaxer.

    I can or with you. The first might not be very useful. I suppose I can try a massage. I'm no pro, and I am married, so it has to be someplace safe for me to touch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debio View Post
    I can or with you. The first might not be very useful. I suppose I can try a massage. I'm no pro, and I am married, so it has to be someplace safe for me to touch.
    Oh, trust me, this is SOOO not about Bad Touching; my husband would object to that as strongly as your wife. Back, neck, shoulders.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jallenecs View Post
    SOMEBODY come shoot me now.
    I think I prefer these kind of shots

    to these kind

    Oops!

    I think I may have overdone it. Junely! Where are you?

    Phew!

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    Aaaaawwww Junely. Hope you feel better soon.

    *sends ALL the drugs*

    Quote Originally Posted by hillaryjacques View Post
    So the 3 year old - when he was supposed to be in bed - dismantled the baby monitor, snuck out of his room, accessed my computer, googled himself, opened the app store and tried to buy a snowboarding game, then threw away a couple of the files on my desktop.

    Two words: Baby. Stewie.
    ...I would NOT like to live in your house. Although that's quite impressive for a three year old.

    When my cousin was young he managed to bug the house phones. True story.

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    Morning. Big meeting today. Trying to look nice to make a good impression. Good times!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tjwriter View Post
    Morning. Big meeting today. Trying to look nice to make a good impression. Good times!

    Just don't tell them you are a raging pink horsey on AW and you'll be ok. We all know and love you, despite that, or because of it. But new folk? They might be a little uncomfortable.

    Good luck, knock their socks off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hillaryjacques View Post
    So the 3 year old - when he was supposed to be in bed - dismantled the baby monitor, snuck out of his room, accessed my computer, googled himself, opened the app store and tried to buy a snowboarding game, then threw away a couple of the files on my desktop.

    Two words: Baby. Stewie.
    *is increasingly impressed, and slightly frightened, of Hillz' child*


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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychomacologist View Post
    When my cousin was young he managed to bug the house phones.
    How far we have travelled eh? I grew up in a house without a phone. Even now we only have the one. My gran has three, she lives by herself. The more I think about this the more absurd the situation appears, but it was the onward creep of technlogy that caught my attention. Oh, and to confirm my fossilness. I also remember when there were only three tv channels.

    Quote Originally Posted by tjwriter View Post
    Morning. Big meeting today. Trying to look nice to make a good impression. Good times!
    Good luck TJ.Remember, they all look the same in the bathroom.

    Quote Originally Posted by Debio View Post
    JGood luck, knock their socks off.
    How is this done? *sounds of thinking*

    Also, I was thinking about what Fen said about the fridge automatically adjusting the calendar and ordering stuff and so on, and I thought, what if someone hacked your fridge? So you got stuff that you didn't like or were allergic to, or all your stuff went to someone else or just never got ordered. I hope they do good security on these things or supermarkets might get floods of orders for non existent things or something. Possibilities and endless are two words that come to mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aliwood View Post
    I think I prefer these kind of shots

    to these kind

    Oops!

    I think I may have overdone it. Junely! Where are you?

    Phew!
    Don't forget THIS kind of shot, too!



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    Quote Originally Posted by CobraMisfit View Post
    Morning gang.
    What is vertical?
    I'd rather be horizontal.
    Rainy days do that to me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CobraMisfit View Post
    What is vertical?
    Quote Originally Posted by Gilroy Cullen View Post
    I'd rather be horizontal.
    Where's 10? And why isn't she all over this?




    Morning Cantinaites - just checking in. There is sunshine.


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    Quote Originally Posted by slcboston View Post
    Where's 10? And why isn't she all over this?




    Morning Cantinaites - just checking in. There is sunshine.


    I don't trust it.
    Yeah, you gotta watch that sunshine stuff. It'll sneak up on you. Before you know it, you'll feel all warm and stuff. Then you'll start being, like, friendly and shit. I mean how's a guy supposed to maintain a proper human liver eating attitude when the sun is shining. I tell you.



    Ok, anyone have any words they tend to over use I can look for in my story? I think I'm running out of easy things to cut. I'm looking for adjectives next, though since my MC is oblivious, there aren't that many to begin with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slcboston View Post
    Where's 10? And why isn't she all over this?
    I envision 10s as a sniper, dressed in a ghillie suit of snark, waiting patiently for the right moment to make her smexy kill-shot.
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    Morning all. today is another massive copy all the things day. Ohhh what fun.

    You have impressive kiddo there Hilz. All mine ever did was scream until they fell asleep (nightly ritual for oldest when he was 2-3.) Now, they are teenagers and I won't tell you what they were "researching" on their laptops...

    Junie, I'll give you a massage, and sit and drink a few with you. Turns out these darn sunny days are making all my joints ache. The spring walks have commenced. Tomorrow, going to start walking at lunch. If I walk a few times a day, the extra fluffyness will come off easier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slcboston View Post
    Where's 10? And why isn't she all over this?
    10 was in an MRI machine, providing her neurologist with a good view of the vessels in her brain.

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    *runs into thread*

    *steals 10 and runs off*

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    Quote Originally Posted by 10trackers View Post
    10 was in an MRI machine, providing her neurologist with a good view of the vessels in her sexy brain.
    Fixed it for you.

    By the way, these euphemisms are getting ever more complex.






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