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    Quote Originally Posted by tjwriter View Post
    I got up from my netbook, went and looked at the name of my cupcake decorating kit that has the tip to add fillings to delicious baked goods,
    Ohhhh.

    Sorry, it read like a pitch-type segue. You know, of the "and here's what I use" *shiny product* "but wait there's more!"

    You could have just said it's a specialty tip - because I kind of read that "tip" as a suggestion, not the utensil.

    (Which, btw, you can save yourself time, trouble, and expense and just buy tips - and then use sealable bags with the corners cut for the bags)

    ďBut I donít want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you canít help that," said the Cat. "Weíre all mad here. Iím mad. Youíre mad."
    "How do you know Iím mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldnít have come here.Ē

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    You guys are always talking about food... *nom nom nom*

    I have to hang out here more. If only life weren't so immensely busy right now. Le sigh.

    Did I miss anything really important?
    "Artists use lies to tell the truth."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychomacologist View Post
    Did I miss anything really important?
    You mean apart from the biscuits?

    Bedtime for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slcboston View Post
    And for those for whom it may apply:

    Dude. Are you like peeking in my windows today?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifferbugz View Post
    Dude. Are you like peeking in my windows today?
    *ducks behind bushes*


    um.... no. Not at all.


    ďBut I donít want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you canít help that," said the Cat. "Weíre all mad here. Iím mad. Youíre mad."
    "How do you know Iím mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldnít have come here.Ē

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychomacologist View Post
    You guys are always talking about food... *nom nom nom*

    I have to hang out here more. If only life weren't so immensely busy right now. Le sigh.

    Did I miss anything really important?
    Dr. Guy gave me sausage. Which is why we've been talking in innuendo for pages.

    He also txted me to say he enjoyed himself earlier. Maybe it wasn't a non-date


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fenika View Post
    Maybe it wasn't a non-date
    A-HA!!!


    The truth will out!!





    Which I just said, elsewhere, but it was appropriate here.

    ďBut I donít want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you canít help that," said the Cat. "Weíre all mad here. Iím mad. Youíre mad."
    "How do you know Iím mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldnít have come here.Ē

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fenika View Post
    Dr. Guy gave me sausage. Which is why we've been talking in innuendo for pages.

    He also txted me to say he enjoyed himself earlier. Maybe it wasn't a non-date

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    Quote Originally Posted by 10trackers View Post
    Fen and Dr. Guyyyyy sitting in a tree
    K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!




    Or are we not singing?



    (Sorry, Fen, but I could not resist. Nor did I try hard to resist.)

    ďBut I donít want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you canít help that," said the Cat. "Weíre all mad here. Iím mad. Youíre mad."
    "How do you know Iím mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldnít have come here.Ē

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fenika View Post
    Dr. Guy gave me sausage.
    Pffffftttt... *snigger*

    You guys I have to organise a wedding reception. For myself, not for someone else.
    "Artists use lies to tell the truth."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychomacologist View Post
    Pffffftttt... *snigger*

    You guys I have to organise a wedding reception. For myself, not for someone else.
    Aren't you already married? Isn't this kind of late?

    ďBut I donít want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you canít help that," said the Cat. "Weíre all mad here. Iím mad. Youíre mad."
    "How do you know Iím mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldnít have come here.Ē

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    Quote Originally Posted by slcboston View Post
    Aren't you already married? Isn't this kind of late?

    Yeah I know, but when MrMacologist and I got married we had a very small, quiet affair with only a few people and we never did a reception or anything. Muslim tradition dictates that we need to have some kind of 'do' to tell people "Hey, we're married, here's some food so you don't forget and get weird about it" so we kinda have to do that at some point.

    Complicated life is complicated.
    "Artists use lies to tell the truth."

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    Sadly, we're still on h-u-g-g-i-n-g. Dire.

    Quote Originally Posted by Psychomacologist View Post
    Yeah I know, but when MrMacologist and I got married we had a very small, quiet affair with only a few people and we never did a reception or anything. Muslim tradition dictates that we need to have some kind of 'do' to tell people "Hey, we're married, here's some food so you don't forget and get weird about it" so we kinda have to do that at some point.

    Complicated life is complicated.
    ...maybe it's easier to be single. I know these non-dates are driving me crazy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychomacologist View Post
    Muslim tradition dictates that we need to have some kind of 'do' to tell people "Hey, we're married, here's some food so you don't forget and get weird about it" so we kinda have to do that at some point.
    Ah, I know about this, courtesy of my students.


    Especially with regards to the "get weird about it" part, you really do need to throw one.

    ďBut I donít want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you canít help that," said the Cat. "Weíre all mad here. Iím mad. Youíre mad."
    "How do you know Iím mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldnít have come here.Ē

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fenika View Post
    Sadly, we're still on h-u-g-g-i-n-g. Dire.
    Well, whose fault is that?

    You've had his sausage. Kiss the damn fool.

    ďBut I donít want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you canít help that," said the Cat. "Weíre all mad here. Iím mad. Youíre mad."
    "How do you know Iím mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldnít have come here.Ē

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    Quote Originally Posted by slcboston View Post
    *ducks behind bushes*

    um.... no. Not at all.



    Quote Originally Posted by Fenika View Post
    Dr. Guy gave me sausage. Which is why we've been talking in innuendo for pages.

    He also txted me to say he enjoyed himself earlier. Maybe it wasn't a non-date
    Total date.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fenika View Post
    Sadly, we're still on h-u-g-g-i-n-g. Dire.

    ...maybe it's easier to be single. I know these non-dates are driving me crazy.
    I know of a way to make it move past hugging. First, you go to the liquor store...are you writing this down?

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    Quote Originally Posted by slcboston View Post
    Ah, I know about this, courtesy of my students.


    Especially with regards to the "get weird about it" part, you really do need to throw one.

    The Asian community (Pakistan/India Asian, not the others) seem to expect huuuuuuuuge weddings, copious amounts of food, lavish dresses, bling-tastic jewellery and a stretch limo or you aren't really married.

    Thankfully, my family aren't Asian and MrMac's family aren't here, so we should be spared most of the fuss. I hope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slcboston View Post
    Ohhhh.

    Sorry, it read like a pitch-type segue. You know, of the "and here's what I use" *shiny product* "but wait there's more!"

    You could have just said it's a specialty tip - because I kind of read that "tip" as a suggestion, not the utensil.

    (Which, btw, you can save yourself time, trouble, and expense and just buy tips - and then use sealable bags with the corners cut for the bags)

    I do. The kit came with several tips though and I was in emergency birthday preparedness mode, so I bought the little kit. I've been meaning to do pudding filled cupcakes for ages now.

    Quote Originally Posted by Psychomacologist View Post
    Yeah I know, but when MrMacologist and I got married we had a very small, quiet affair with only a few people and we never did a reception or anything. Muslim tradition dictates that we need to have some kind of 'do' to tell people "Hey, we're married, here's some food so you don't forget and get weird about it" so we kinda have to do that at some point.

    Complicated life is complicated.
    We had reasonable wedding followed with very fun reception. Even with that, I'd have loved to skip all the junk with planning a wedding and just have done a small gig with very fun reception.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifferbugz View Post
    I know of a way to make it move past hugging. First, you go to the liquor store...are you writing this down?

    Dire.


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    I CANNOT FIND MY 2012 GOALS LIST! I WAS GOING TO BLOGGERATE WITH THAT TONIGHT!

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    And then I remembered that I typed it up into a pretty little LibreOffice document. Today has been a little tense.

    *Waits for teapot to whistle.*

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    *backs slowly away from the tense and crazy pink pony*


    Easy there, TJ. You're among friends here.

    ďBut I donít want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you canít help that," said the Cat. "Weíre all mad here. Iím mad. Youíre mad."
    "How do you know Iím mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldnít have come here.Ē

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    I have tea. I have hopefully got the littlest kiddo clothed in a secure enough fashion that he won't rip his diaper off again and the other two are quiet, so hopefully all is good.

    Earl Grey reminds me of quiet times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tjwriter View Post
    I have hopefully got the littlest kiddo clothed in a secure enough fashion that he won't rip his diaper off again
    Duct tape. No, I don't mean that as a joke.

    Obviously make sure the tape is fully on the diaper, because you don't want the adhesive in skin contact. And when you put the duct tape on the diaper, make sure the ends are far enough around the sides to be not easily within reach. Um, unless you have TWO kids willing to help each other, in which case it only slows them down.

    I am very glad mine have mostly outgrown that stage, because their room was frequently the target of overnight "Poopcasso" wall art.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zanzjan View Post
    I am very glad mine have mostly outgrown that stage, because their room was frequently the target of overnight "Poopcasso" wall art.


    I wasn't aware you were raising monkeys, Zan.






    I kid. I'm sure they're sweet kids. ... Now.
    ďBut I donít want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
    "Oh, you canít help that," said the Cat. "Weíre all mad here. Iím mad. Youíre mad."
    "How do you know Iím mad?" said Alice.
    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldnít have come here.Ē

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