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Hello everyone!

I think I may shoot myself if I have to work another day as a server. Seriously.

I. Hate. It.

*would probably be drawn and quartered by customers and/or establishment if she had to be a server*

Welcome, Psycho! I don't remember what happened. I blocked it out. But we missed you!

jallenecs said:

the weather at my house. Picture courtesy of my big sister....

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Pretty!

And RIP iFon.

And time to txt Dr Guy back

*emerges from editing cave and heads to the bar, grabs her glass and downs it in one shot*

Phew, my fingers are tired from all the typing. But I have finished rewriting chapter 2. It's gone from 1492 words to 2088. All I did was pull a scene from Ch. 3 to 2 and added some more to it. I am happy with my results.

Now I shall get me some more food and watch some Stargate. No cleaning for me today, I'm going to make Mr. Kricket do it when he gets home.

Has Monday been nice to y'all so far?

Pics!

I just received a phone call for Melody Gorilla (or Guerilla. I couldn't tell just from hearing it).

When I tried to tell the guy he'd not only gotten the wrong number but probably also a made-up name, he got really sad. I think he really liked Melody Gorilla (or Guerilla).

That should be in a book.

So serene. Lucky

GreenEpic said:

Hello everyone!

I think I may shoot myself if I have to work another day as a server. Seriously.

I. Hate. It.

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Customers suck.


This is my opinion after far too many jobs which have involved them.

Working the graveyard shift at 7/11 for two years, even though it was in a very nice neighborhood, was the cause of my belief that all peeple is stoopidz.

You get some really, really strange ones at 3:45 am.

hillaryjacques said:

I just received a phone call for Melody Gorilla (or Guerilla. I couldn't tell just from hearing it).

When I tried to tell the guy he'd not only gotten the wrong number but probably also a made-up name, he got really sad. I think he really liked Melody Gorilla (or Guerilla).

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Girls are evil.

Poor guy.




Ok, not all girls. But girls like that, for certain.

I dont go to slevin stores. Does this exclude me from your stupid postulate?

slcboston said:

Ok, not all girls. But girls like that, for certain.

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Do you know Melody?

Fenika said:

I dont go to slevin stores. Does this exclude me from your stupid postulate?

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It might.


If I had any idea what those were.



Btw, that's a postulate about stupid behavior, not the postulate itself that is stupid, right?

hillaryjacques said:

Do you know Melody?

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No one ever gave me a false name or phone number, no. But I apparently knew her cousin, who would inexplicably stand you up without so much as a head's up or satisfactory explanation afterwards.


Not that there aren't guys out there just as bad, for the record. Condemning behavior here, not gender.



So please put down the pitchforks.

Fenika said:

I dont go to slevin stores. Does this exclude me from your stupid postulate?

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Well, there is a conditional that I usually leave off. The full postulate goes,

All peeple is stoopidz until proven otherwise.

Now, the "All peeple" part would include you since it is not limited to slevinsvolke. However, I can promise you that you can easily pass the conditional. My conditions for proof are usually fairly lenient.

Stringing words together coherently would definitely give you high grades in my system. So, until you do something really silly, like forgetting to breath because your mouth is closed, I think you're safe.

I also include myself in that postulate. Though in my case, well, someone else is gonna have to make the judgement. I'm pretty sure I'm biased.

(Keep in mind that I only believe about 3% of the BS I spout, so if it ever riles, feel free to slap me, I will apologize quickly.)

ETA: I will apologize and mean it actually. Then I'll log off embarrassed for actually having offended someone unintentionally, find a quiet corner and pretend not to cry.

slcboston said:

So please put down the pitchforks.

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Who are you talking to?

hillaryjacques said:

Who are you talking to?

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Fen, I thought.


But that was before I figured out her cryptic post and saw she was talking to Debio.


Never mind me. First day back at work today and all that.

ETA: And Fen?

There's a "Quote" function for a reason, you know.

Does that mean I should untie the noose? I didn't have a pitchfork, but I know how to tie a noose, and had some rope handy. It's only 1/4", so it might break, but we could try...

Kricket said:

*emerges from editing cave and heads to the bar, grabs her glass and downs it in one shot*

Phew, my fingers are tired from all the typing. But I have finished rewriting chapter 2. It's gone from 1492 words to 2088. All I did was pull a scene from Ch. 3 to 2 and added some more to it. I am happy with my results.

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Hooray!

hillaryjacques said:

I just received a phone call for Melody Gorilla (or Guerilla. I couldn't tell just from hearing it).

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Penname resulting from late night drinking, perhaps?

GreenEpic said:

Hello everyone!

I think I may shoot myself if I have to work another day as a server. Seriously.

I. Hate. It.

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You're braver than me. I have limited patience. I can do very short stints of customer service stuff, but just don't have the right temperament for it.

CAMueller said:

Penname resulting from late night drinking, perhaps?

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I'm not much of a drinker.*

zanzjan said:

Don't you hate it when you post something[1] blatantly sarcastic and someone reads it literally and assumes you're just a huge f***ing idiot, and starts giving you all kinds of REAAAALLY obvious advice?

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This has never happened to me.**



* I might not be telling the truth.

**I'm totally and absolutely lying at this point.

zanzjan said:

Don't you hate it when you post something[1] blatantly sarcastic and someone reads it literally and assumes you're just a huge f***ing idiot, and starts giving you all kinds of REAAAALLY obvious advice?

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I've never given advice, but I've been on both sides of that. Usually when it's the non-sarcastic side it's because I've been having on off day and my sarcasm detection thingy is malfunctioning.