I dont go to slevin stores. Does this exclude me from your stupid postulate?
Well, there is a conditional that I usually leave off. The full postulate goes,
All peeple is stoopidz until proven otherwise.
Now, the "All peeple" part would include you since it is not limited to slevinsvolke. However, I can promise you that you can easily pass the conditional. My conditions for proof are usually fairly lenient.
Stringing words together coherently would definitely give you high grades in my system. So, until you do something really silly, like forgetting to breath because your mouth is closed, I think you're safe.
I also include myself in that postulate. Though in my case, well, someone else is gonna have to make the judgement. I'm pretty sure I'm biased.
(Keep in mind that I only believe about 3% of the BS I spout, so if it ever riles, feel free to slap me, I will apologize quickly.)
ETA: I will apologize and mean it actually. Then I'll log off embarrassed for actually having offended someone unintentionally, find a quiet corner and pretend not to cry.