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    Quote Originally Posted by Debio View Post
    Okay folks, I need some input.

    It's now Valentines Day in Japan. It is the custom here for girls to give chocolates to boys on Valentines day, and for boys to return the favor on March 13th. (I'm sure the chocolate companies invented this.)

    It is now 11am and I still haven't received any chocolates from students this year.

    Am I supposed to feel relieved or disappointed?
    Are you a boy Debio or a girl? And are these students half your age?



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    I don't want a pony. We have three dogs, two cats, a wabbit, a large gecko, and fisheses.

    Can I beez a minions?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fenika View Post
    Are you a boy Debio or a girl? And are these students half your age?

    I'm a boy debio. And um, somewhere between 1/3 and 1/2 my age depending on the grade.

    I just wants the chocolates. Chocolate is gooood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenthepen View Post
    I don't want a pony. We have three dogs, two cats, a wabbit, a large gecko, and fisheses.

    Can I beez a minions?

    Have you gotten enough Evul Points to join the Minion Union? Never mind, we waive the requirement for you, and all other Cantinaites. Good minions with kraken experience are hard to come by.

    and I don't want a pony, either. We got four horses on the property already. Besides, ponies bite.
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    I'll volunteer for minionhood. I've always wanted to be one. Do I have to wear a red shirt? I really really don't look good in red. Black is good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debio View Post
    I'll volunteer for minionhood. I've always wanted to be one. Do I have to wear a red shirt? I really really don't look good in red. Black is good.
    No red shirts. We need Minions, not Cannon Fodder; that's what the Horror Hounds are for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debio View Post
    I'm a boy debio. And um, somewhere between 1/3 and 1/2 my age depending on the grade.

    I just wants the chocolates. Chocolate is gooood.
    I'd be perfectly satisfied with no chocolates as long as there also isn't any kancho. Everything's a trade off, right?
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    I'd love a few good minions. Not enough to catch the attention of a superhero or anything, just a few to run errands for me while I plot.
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    Cool

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    Angry

    And I only Minionzez fer womenzez!
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    Quote Originally Posted by zanzjan View Post
    I'd be perfectly satisfied with no chocolates as long as there also isn't any kancho. Everything's a trade off, right?
    Don't even get me started on the kancho, you wanna good way to see broken and bloody Japanese teens? Get them to try the kancho on Debio-sensei.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CobraMisfit View Post
    I'd love a few good minions. Not enough to catch the attention of a superhero or anything, just a few to run errands for me while I plot.
    Let me guess: Hooters Girls uniforms encouraged, but not required?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Debio View Post
    Don't even get me started on the kancho, you wanna good way to see broken and bloody Japanese teens? Get them to try the kancho on Debio-sensei.
    What's a kancho?
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    Wow. Just looked up Kancho. Bizarro. Pass the chocolates, please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jallenecs View Post
    Let me guess: Hooters Girls uniforms encouraged, but not required?
    Absolutely not! One cannot conquer the masses with a wedgie and barely-contained boobs.

    That outfit is reserved for the Evil Queen.

    Unless she's not feeling sexy that day. Then it's sweats and a baseball cap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Debio View Post
    That is so wrong on so many levels.

    Around here, that's the way to get your teeth knocked out and handed back to you.
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    Unhappy

    Yeah, after reading what it was, I certainly didn't want to see a video.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CobraMisfit View Post
    I'd love a few good minions. Not enough to catch the attention of a superhero or anything, just a few to run errands for me while I plot.
    There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jallenecs View Post
    That is so wrong on so many levels.

    Around here, that's the way to get your teeth knocked out and handed back to you.

    Now you know why I mentioned broken and bloody teenagers.

    BTW, I got chocolate! It was from the lunch lady, but who cares, it's chocolate!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jallenecs View Post
    No red shirts. We need Minions, not Cannon Fodder; that's what the Horror Hounds are for.
    I saw this.


    I'll have you know 10 became a Hound, too, the other day. Can't invade us now without taking out some of your own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fenika View Post
    Mock away Sheepie.

    Oh, a certified evil shitland. The little devils are cute but such punks!
    Like I said.

    Ponies bite.

    There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slcboston View Post

    Daw-ah-ha-ha!
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    Talking

    Cats only look like they're plotting. Behind that inscrutable gaze is........ nothing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kenthepen View Post
    Cats only look like they're plotting. Behind that inscrutable gaze is........ nothing!



    or, if you prefer

    There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

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