They've made four MI movies? I haven't seen any of them. I'm sure that's what my life has been missing.
They've made four MI movies? I haven't seen any of them. I'm sure that's what my life has been missing.
*sets out stomping smibbles*
*stomps with June*
there must be at least one tall, darkhaired moody Englishman left for me in England? With an English accent.
Well, hello there...
What is it about an English accent that's like frikking catnip to a certain sort of American girl? It's in the tea, right? You put something in the tea.
Wait. This is the fourth movie?
Yes indeedie.
MI:1: Well Hello There, Mr. Cruise. Famous for the dangling-inches-above-the-floor scene.
MI:2: The John Woo Experience. Tom fights on motorcycles and in mid-air. LOL WUT?
MI:3: Sorry About That Last Movie, Everyone. PSH actually acts. Audiences world wide are shocked.
MI:4: Something About Ghosts. Hawkeyetries to make it palatablemakes it AWESOME.
20: number of minutes spent trying to ignore Le Cat this morning.
60: number of minutes before my alarm when I finally gave up.
12: number of seconds it took for Le Cat to fall asleep on the counter the instant I stepped into the shower.
That's my day so far.
Whut up?
I think my day requires more fun. I seem to have gone into boring chore mode.
Fun. People. We need an urgent express delivery.
VD is nothing to Clap about.
That would certainly make Valentine's Day a lot more interesting...Why? Is that when Incan legends have foretold the coming of the Zombie Plague?
Just so you know, this is now my favourite euphemism of ALL TIMEthe fruit of the dong garden
I couldn't stand any of those movies because I can't stand T0m Cruize. Don't ask me why. Something about his face screams "punch me... PUNCH ME!" at my subconscious brain.Our days of fraternal kinship are at an end. Am I the *only* one who enjoyed the first one and found the twists and turns engaging, and was disappointed when subsequent sequels turned it all into an action-fest?
Oooooooooh how exciting!! And also well done on the synopsisErm. So, today I was asked for my resume by the HR department of a large Internet company whose name has become a verb. I'm trying very hard not to be excited.
Wait... That didn't happen? But that's such an awesome history! It should be true!As for accuracy, Hollywood is like a C- history student. Technically they pass the course, but for the last time, the Mongols did not invade Texas during the Quasi-War with France!
Okay, i just grossed myself out. I was trying to express how horrible Mary Sue is. I ended up calling her an "author condom."
YupWhat is it about an English accent that's like frikking catnip to a certain sort of American girl? It's in the tea, right? You put something in the tea.
YupNot only to American girls
20: number of minutes spent trying to ignore Le Cat this morning.
60: number of minutes before my alarm when I finally gave up.
12: number of seconds it took for Le Cat to fall asleep on the counter the instant I stepped into the shower.
That's my day so far.
Whut up?
I couldn't stand any of those movies because I can't stand T0m Cruize. Don't ask me why. Something about his face screams "punch me... PUNCH ME!" at my subconscious brain.
I mentioned my irrational violent streak, right?
...I can't stand T0m Cruize. Don't ask me why. Something about his face screams "punch me... PUNCH ME!" at my subconscious brain.
Wait... That didn't happen? But that's such an awesome history! It should be true!
I'm with Psycho in the fact that most of his movies make me want to slap him. I've only really enjoyed two (three if I push it): Legend and Knight and Day (Top Gun for nostalgia's sake). The former is a classic and he's such a baby in it. The latter is hilarious and he, appropriately, is a little nuts. XDIt's probably 98.7% false, but I want to believe it so badly....