I had to share this with you all. A piece of junk mail just popped in my inbox and, just before I clicked on it to delete it, I read the subject line (as truncated by my program):
"6 Dumb Ways to Kill Employee Mor..."
They want to kill moar employees! How will they get any work done?!
It's one way of securing a promotion, certainly.
"Oh, my line manager had a fatal... accident and now I'm the boss, whatdayaknow?"
My workplace is a case study for ways to kill employee morale.Are there smart ways to kill employee moral??
Screw that. Moving up the ladder means more work.
I'll stay here in the trenches where I can avoid things like "responsibility" and "leadership."
Screw that. Moving up the ladder means more work.
I'll stay here in the trenches where I can avoid things like "responsibility" and "leadership."
Also, I'm closing the gap on Cobra
Good morning, all! Well, it is morning at least where I am. And I will start off the morning by giving you this.
You're welcome.
That is both awesome, hilarious and slightly disturbing. Is that a pencil holder or a pencil sharpener?
I may still have my wisdom, but I damn sure have lost my pretty
Swollen and Black and Blue Face
If I had a husband, I would NOT go anywhere near other people right now, for fear of getting him arrested.
My feet are freezing. I've been outside foraging wood and blimey! It's cold. Ooo, a car alarm is going off, my favourite tune.
Tea anyone? I'm making double as I need to warm up.
That's what I'm talking about!
About 12 years ago, I actually gave my family instructions once that if I died, I wanted them to have a kick-ass party to celebrate my life. They could mourn on their own, in private, but no boo-hooing over a casket. Good music, good food, and an excuse to hang with amazing people.
Then I wanted to be strabbed to the SRB of the Space Shuttle and vaporized on take-off.
Thanks a lot, canceled Space program! Now I have to find a new way to disposed of my body.
(effing budget cuts)
Viking funeral pyre.
That or batshit crazy father burning you alive a la LOTR?
DAMN YOU ALL.
That's going to be stuck in my head ALL effin' day...
It's a tool for project management, duh.
Ok for serious I'm going to write about this on my blog and then you will ALL SEE how genius it is.
*wanders off, grumbling*
Morning folks!
I'm feeling about half human today. Can't talk though, voice is totally dead, which is hard for me. I like to talk.
There's like a foot of snow outside and it's still coming down. I don't think Mr. Kricket is going to work today, which would be great, because I could use some extra rest.
I just stared at my TBR for 15 minutes. Traveling today, and trying to pick out the right airplane books. No decisions made. Maybe not the best start to the day...
Are there smart ways to kill employee moral??
My workplace is a case study for ways to kill employee morale.
Anyone have the equivalent of an X-wing hanging around? Otherwise, I think Etola may have just won. XD
*sob* no one wants to use my method! It actually makes project management software fun...
DAMMIT BOS STOP RUINING MY FAINTLY-COOL-BRAGGING.
*le sigh*
Heck, I want a moon base!
Heck, I want a moon base!
*seconded*
And a damn jet-pack.
*grumbles*
Should have seen that one coming.
And an X-Wing.
Seriously. I've always wanted one.
What can I say, CM. I see that smiley, I think of you!
You think too small, boys!
I want a TARDIS.
-_-
I used to be a dental assistant for a few years back in my younger days, and the dentist I worked for rarely EVER had anyone bruise. Now some people do bruise easily and that can't be helped, I can understand that, but of all of the extractions I've had, never bruised and never swelled (let alone had no pain).
did you ice the areas after the extractions? Keep pressure on the area with gauze? Did you take ibuprofen? (I'm just asking because I'm curious as to the instructions your dentist gave you post op.)
Oh and one of the best things for pain if you still have it? Warm tea bag... seriously.
I'm really very happy with this dental surgeon after the butcher I went to last year...
Which, he admitted, was probably overkill,
My surgeon put out my jaw when removing the lower one. He had to apply a lot of force because the roots were in the jaw bone, and my joints tend to the hypermobile. So that's why the whole thing is swollen and bruised now
I'm really very happy with this dental surgeon after the butcher I went to last year, he gave me all sorts of stuff for aftercare (yes, gauze, yes, ice) and sang to me while performing the procedure Also, yes, he gave me painkillers for three weeks. Which, he admitted, was probably overkill, but it never hurts to have painkillers in the house.
Also, funny thing:
Nurse: "So, it's going to be -24 C (-12 F) here this weekend."
Surgeon: "Oh, really?!"
Me: "HMMPH!"
Surgeon: "What? What? Are you in pain?"
Me: "No, that's just really freakin' cold."
Surgeon: "Tell me about it. I'm going to have to wear thermal underwear."
Teehee. I like 'im
and sang to me while performing the procedure