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Mmmm, endless chocolate...

We have strawberries on that buffet, right? *wanders to south sector to find out*

Psychomacologist said:

I'd sort of imagined funny videos growing on it like fruit.


Yeah I have a weird imagination.

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I think 'weird imagination' is kind of par for the course around here

And I imagined the tree itself acting like one big giant video screen. I like how the outline of the leaves is drawn in a jagged scribble that reminds me of static.

amergina said:

That would make a ton of sense.

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Quoting for historical purposes.

The post in which someone says I make sense.

Psychomacologist said:

ALL THE DAYS. All days I miss Firefly

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Best show ever. I didn't watch the series till after I'd seen the movie, but oh gosh, I didn't know what I was missing.

Etola said:

*Looks around* Oh my gosh. Work is quiet enough for CANTINA TIMES 8-O

WHAT UP PEEPS!! Good morning, and I MISSED YOU!!!

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Etola! How are you? Been keeping well I hope

Fenika said:

I r getting sick.

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Oh noes - here, have some nice tomato soup

CobraMisfit said:

Noted and quoted.

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Do you actually have a quote book? If so, I want pictures

CobraMisfit said:

Holy carp.

That. Is. EIPC!!

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Epic doesn't cover this. You've beyond outdone yourself Psycho.


In other news, I have the next three days off So there may be something productive done, you never know.

Hey all,

Been away for a few days as I am currently not in the best head space. Got more news today that didn't help, but what can you do?

So I am drowning my sorrows at the Cantina. I hear we have a map?

sianshan said:

Etola! How are you? Been keeping well I hope

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Hanging in there, I suppose I kind of got buried under holidays and work stress. But I'm crawling my way out bit by bit!

How about you?

sianshan said:

Do you actually have a quote book? If so, I want pictures.

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I do indeed.

Although, to be fair, it's more a novella than a novel. Given enough time, quotes, and wine, I hope to publish it as a pop-up book.

Psycho - that was one AWESOMETASTIC map.

K.L. Townsend said:

Hey all,

Been away for a few days as I am currently not in the best head space. Got more news today that didn't help, but what can you do?

So I am drowning my sorrows at the Cantina. I hear we have a map?

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The map is great. You can now easily find your way to the bar to drown your sorrows, the buffet to stuff your face, the dong garden to laugh your ass off, the video tree for the same, or the lake for quiet reflection (after drowning those who cause you sorrow).

See, there's an answer for everything in life!

CobraMisfit said:

I do indeed.

Although, to be fair, it's more a novella than a novel. Given enough time, quotes, and wine, I hope to publish it as a pop-up book.

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Careful. The dong garden could take an eye out.

*plugs ears in anticipation of the mass eww-ing*

K.L. Townsend said:

I hear we have a map?

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We do and it it glorious.

It's as if Psycho took the laughter of a baby, wrapped it in bacon, simmered it in the heat of unbridaled passion, and then smothered it with a reduction sauce made from the tears of joy from an angel.

And then added a dong garden.

It occurs to me the depths of never. As in, I'll never live down that typo. I don't even remember the context of what I was trying to type.

Which just makes it all the funnier

Ah well, I better get off my butt. The good news is I'm not too sick to tackle at least some of the mountains of dishes. The bad news... well, that's kinda self explanatory...

No, you will never live down the dong garden. It will always stand tall in the bright, shining sun.

tjwriter said:

No, you will never live down the dong garden. It will always stand tall in the bright, shining sun.

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Yes!! Growing Turgid Tubers of Titillation!!





Hm....has anyone informed Romance or Erotica that we're inching in on their territory?

You lot are great. And I'm so sleepy. I'll catch you all in the morning.

Have fun in the dong garden

I'm pretty sure Romance and Erotica would cringe at that awful alliteration.

Fenika said:

I'm pretty sure Romance and Erotica would cringe at that awful alliteration.

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Cringe...

With DESIRE!!

Two words for the map.

Awe. Some.

Totally! And you guys - i'm glad the chocolate fountain isn't dedicated to any one place - we can put it in a little cart and move it around as necessary!

And with the vampire bacon enclosure, we'll always have extrafor the burning oil dispenser, and our enemies will be not only suffer the horrible horrible pain of burning oil and grease, but wish they had bacon. Which we will not give them.

K.L. Townsend said:

Hey all,

Been away for a few days as I am currently not in the best head space. Got more news today that didn't help, but what can you do?

So I am drowning my sorrows at the Cantina. I hear we have a map?

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K.L. Townsend said:

Hey all,

Been away for a few days as I am currently not in the best head space. Got more news today that didn't help, but what can you do?

So I am drowning my sorrows at the Cantina. I hear we have a map?

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We'll help all we can ^1000 to start off with

CobraMisfit said:

I do indeed.

Although, to be fair, it's more a novella than a novel. Given enough time, quotes, and wine, I hope to publish it as a pop-up book.

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This is my next Christmas present. Hope you have enough money for the postage to Aus, because I will be stalking to get this.

CobraMisfit said:

We do and it it glorious.

It's as if Psycho took the laughter of a baby, wrapped it in bacon, simmered it in the heat of unbridaled passion, and then smothered it with a reduction sauce made from the tears of joy from an angel.

And then added a dong garden.

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What about those of us that don't eat bacon? You can't wrap stuff in tofu...

CobraMisfit said:

Cringe...

With DESIRE!!

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Oh my. You're bonkers. Absolutely starkers In a good way of course but still.

I writeded tonight.

Way too long since I had done it.

(Stooooopid job-thingy.)

sianshan said:

We'll help all we can ^1000 to start off with.

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This.

This is my next Christmas present. Hope you have enough money for the postage to Aus, because I will be stalking to get this.

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No need for postage, it'll be distributed via carrier pigeon.

But I'll need the pigeon back. Just FYI.

What about those of us that don't eat bacon? You can't wrap stuff in tofu...

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Sure. Tofu or Turkey Bacon.

Or just hugs. Deep fried, sodium filled hugs.

Oh my. You're bonkers. Absolutely starkers In a good way of course but still.

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I keep telling CobraMrsFit this, but she just smiles and asks if I've paid the life insurance bill.

SaraP said:

I writeded tonight.

Way too long since I had done it.

(Stooooopid job-thingy.)

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It's Sparkles McModderson!

Rejoice!!!