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*gasps at rankings*

BTW Sian I love your hair!

ghosting hour.

*starts humming*

Oh, no, it isn't. Psycho is here We can be future girls together

Yay Future Girls! *fistbumps Sian*

Alas, I'm also busy at work and can't really hang out as much as I'd like

So as I'm trying to lock the Impotant Personnel (er, funny typo is awkward) Important Personnel File Cabinet with a paperclip, I realize my job is providing training for a life of crime.

When I started the key for the cabinet could not be found. A super came and shimmied it with a random key. Later, my super told me just to do whatever to pick the lock. I've been using a paperclip ever since.

Security, we has none.

Dire.

I was at the hospital with my mom this morning and the anesthesist we were there to see was SUPER cute. That is all.

Fenika said:

So as I'm trying to lock the Impotant Personnel (er, funny typo is awkward) Important Personnel File Cabinet with a paperclip, I realize my job is providing training for a life of crime.

When I started the key for the cabinet could not be found. A super came and shimmied it with a random key. Later, my super told me just to do whatever to pick the lock. I've been using a paperclip ever since.

Security, we has none.

Dire.

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It's always good to improve your skill set. A gal never knows when she'll need to pick a lock. Put it on your resume - it might impress future employers!

Also, you probably shouldn't come to me for employment advice.


Or, in fact, any advice.

10trackers said:

I was at the hospital with my mom this morning and the anesthesist we were there to see was SUPER cute. That is all.

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...and your mum is okay and everything went fine, yes? Ha ha no forget that, tell us more about the cute anesthetist!

(Kidding. Hope your mum is okay.)

Fenika said:

So as I'm trying to lock the Impotant Personnel (er, funny typo is awkward) Important Personnel File Cabinet with a paperclip, I realize my job is providing training for a life of crime.

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I have never trusted locks on safes and filing cabinets etc. since reading a Richard Feynman book where he talked about such things and how easy they were to get into.

Morning Cantinas

Apparently alarm clocks are their most effective when the alarm is actually turned on.

Much like significant others.


F to the YI, ya'll.


Morning gang. Whut up?

CobraMisfit said:

Apparently alarm clocks are their most effective when the alarm is actually turned on.

Much like significant others.


F to the YI, ya'll.


Morning gang. Whut up?

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Oh dear. Late for work?

I have work and a banana. The banana does not dance joyfully. This is strangely disappointing.

Psychomacologist said:

Oh dear. Late for work?

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On time, but traffic goes from meh to ZOMG! in a matter of 15 minutes. Add rain and pour over ice and you get a morning filled with vehicular awesomeness.

Plus, I normally I like to get here early on Tuesdays.

Tuesdays.

*glares*

*shakes fist*

Tuuuuuuuueeeeeeesssdaaaaaaaaay!

Psychomacologist said:

I have work and a banana. The banana does not dance joyfully. This is strangely disappointing.

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It takes a long time to train a banana to dance. Start it off with something easy like a waltz and then work slowly up to the difficult stuff like the Roger Rabbit or Jitterbug.

10trackers said:

I was at the hospital with my mom this morning and the anesthesist we were there to see was SUPER cute. That is all.

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Pictures?

Psychomacologist said:

Oh dear. Late for work?

I have work and a banana. The banana does not dance joyfully. This is strangely disappointing.

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Have these ones:

I was supposed to be up early tomorrow because I started work before 7. But I've been called and told that 430 would be better. So no I can't decide whether to go to bed before midnight or not.

Ahh, the quandary

CobraMisfit said:

It takes a long time to train a banana to dance. Start it off with something easy like a waltz and then work slowly up to the difficult stuff like the Roger Rabbit or Jitterbug.

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*takes notes*

A waltz you say? Uh-huh. Okay what's next?

sianshan said:

Have these ones:

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Forget it, I'll just kidnap these! *steals all the dancing bananas*

sianshan said:

Where do you get these things? They're awesomesauce



Maybe this is stupid, but I do not know either of this Mr Rodgers of this Mister Ed. I'm totally lost here.

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All you need to know, Mister Ed is good and Mister Rogers is evil. Also Mister Ed is a horse of course.

Psychomacologist said:

*takes notes*

A waltz you say? Uh-huh. Okay what's next?

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Foxtrot. Then Tango. Then Cha-Cha. THEN the more complicated stuff like Samba and Jitterbug.

Psychomacologist said:

...and your mum is okay and everything went fine, yes? Ha ha no forget that, tell us more about the cute anesthetist!

(Kidding. Hope your mum is okay.)

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She's fine, thank you We went there to discuss anesthesia for her upcoming cataracts surgery. I was bowled over by the adorableness of this guy. He was seriously, disturbingly adorable and funny.

My mom decided to give him my card during her surgery

Do piranhas in an indoor pool count as a boobytrap?

10trackers said:

My mom decided to give him my card during her surgery

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Adding your Mom to my list of Favorites.

Now call the guy.

10trackers said:

Do piranhas in an indoor pool count as a boobytrap?

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Yes. Although how long they'd live in the chlorine is anyone's guess, so it's advised you spring the trap quickly.

Not, uh, like I have any experience.

Yeah, let's go with that. . . .

10trackers said:

She's fine, thank you We went there to discuss anesthesia for her upcoming cataracts surgery. I was bowled over by the adorableness of this guy. He was seriously, disturbingly adorable and funny.

My mom decided to give him my card during her surgery

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Awesome mum is awesome. Hope her surgery goes well

10trackers said:

Do piranhas in an indoor pool count as a boobytrap?

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I'm going with yes.

Lunch time is taking its own sweet time arriving today *glares at clock*

Well, I'll see you all in the morning. Hope it all goes well for y'all.

Nighty nite cantinaites

Welp, after a weekend of cleaning out the basement, I learned two very important lessons:

1) Always pre-clean-out the house before the movers show up. I lost count of the number of boxes filled with random papers and crap that should have been pitched 10 years ago.

2) Clean out the basement more often than once a decade.

On a completely unrelated note, anyone that wants several large trailers full of papers and crap, lemme know.

Morning, folks. Busy morning ahead of me. Have to go into town and do my shopping for the week. then home to write my little fingers off.

It's still warm here, hurrah!!! Rainy and blustery, but warm.

morning all.

Shit hit the fan at work last week. Will be at a work Conference most of this week. Next week involves emergency meetings and tooth pullings...

so basically I'll see you in about 2 weeks. *sigh*

jallenecs said:

Have I mentioned the weather is in the high fifties here again? Shirt sleeve weather in January. I love the south!

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We started out at 62 this 5am and by 5pm it will 35. Woo-freakin-hoo.

aliwood said:

I have never trusted locks on safes and filing cabinets etc. since reading a Richard Feynman book where he talked about such things and how easy they were to get into.

Morning Cantinas

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Locks are for honest people. My husband taught me that.

CobraMisfit said:

Apparently alarm clocks are their most effective when the alarm is actually turned on.

Much like significant others.


F to the YI, ya'll.


Morning gang. Whut up?

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Sounds like an interesting morning.


Need MOAR Coffee Timez.